Ok, I'll edit it a bit,
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of Steve O Booth,
That started from this N.H. port
Aboard his big Red Truck
The mate was a mighty skank named Paris,
the skipper has STD's
Steve O set sail that day on his maiden (skank ho) tour,
His first maiden (skank ho) tour
The weather started getting rough
Paris slipped and slid
If not for the courage of the fearless Steve O
The skank ho would be lost
The skank ho would be lost
The red truck came to a grinding halt on a dirt road
with Steve O the skanky blonde too
with snow and tire chains
the GPS,(back massager,..yeah right,..back massager) and the satillite
a coffee pot and the TV set and the ringmaster APU
all here in the big red truck
Stay tuned for next weeks eposide when Steve O throws Paris under the tires for traction and runs into the arms of Nichole Ritchie,..to take full reponsibility of their love child,......they will name Wee Man.
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