From desk to own authority part 2
#2011
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Originally Posted by Doghouse
Thats a good one tootie, but you forgot to add a skank named Paris in there :shock:
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#2012
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Thanks for dinner Steve....it was sure nice to see you again :wink: . You looked alot better this time. 8)
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Did you slip him another dose of E-Coli? :roll: I'm sure we'll hear all about it again.
#2014
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Ok, I'll edit it a bit,
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of Steve O Booth, That started from this N.H. port Aboard his big Red Truck The mate was a mighty skank named Paris, the skipper has STD's Steve O set sail that day on his maiden (skank ho) tour, His first maiden (skank ho) tour The weather started getting rough Paris slipped and slid If not for the courage of the fearless Steve O The skank ho would be lost The skank ho would be lost The red truck came to a grinding halt on a dirt road with Steve O the skanky blonde too with snow and tire chains the GPS,(back massager,..yeah right,..back massager) and the satillite a coffee pot and the TV set and the ringmaster APU all here in the big red truck Stay tuned for next weeks eposide when Steve O throws Paris under the tires for traction and runs into the arms of Nichole Ritchie,..to take full reponsibility of their love child,......they will name Wee Man.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
good one DH.... tootie
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of steven Booth, That started from this N.H. port Aboard his big Red Truck The mate was a mighty blonde lady, the skipper was DOT Stevie set sail that day on his maiden tour, His first maiden tour The weather started getting rough The big truck slipped and slid If not for the courage of the fearless steve The big truck would be lost the big truck would be lost The truck set ground on the edge of the uncharted road with Steven the big blond too with snow and tire chains the GPS and the satillite a coffee pot and the TV set and the ringmaster APU all here in the big red truck
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Originally Posted by Doghouse
Thats a good one tootie, but you forgot to add a skank named Paris in there :shock:
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's just misunderstood, plus, I can lift her over my head!
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Originally Posted by person
drivers side little window. As in curb window or whatever the lower peekaboo window is called?
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I must have mentioned one of my female friends before. She's a 6'2" blond that I go out with once in a while. Can't lift her over my head though Doghouse.
Yup, met Tootie and her husband last night in Denver. Had dinner and shots of tequila. Tootie got tanked but her husband drank coffee along with the evil eye from Tootie. We had Lurch for a waiter and his side kick Elizabeth Taylor who was like 110 but still looked pretty good. So, I have about 400 miles left to go to Albuquerque and will probably do that today and deliver first thing in the morning then off to who knows where. Could be time to make my way home for a bit but in no rush.
#2020
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That little window is called a "wing window". 8)
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