Hey, if you want to buy me diamonds and flowers, please do!

 

Ha Ha!! You don't think I'm gonna fall for that FAKE AVATAR, do ya??? :shock:

Gotta see the "bumshot!" :wink:

Oh.... and I wouldn't use that wide angled lense if I were you! :lol: :lol:

[Point of interest: Many non photographers don't realize that a standard "quickshot" camera uses a 35mm lens. This IS a "wide angle" lens!! It WILL make your ASSETS look larger! "True life is most closely represented by a 50mm lens!]

 

Road hog ...
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WTG hog ..... who would of ever thunk you cud dance like thattttt ... :rock:

 

Who doesn't love Morticia Addams? And I do know about photography-my hobby. :wink:

ALL women are worth their weight in diamonds!

 

Which is why [since I'm not rollin' in dough like CFM,] I can only afford to be attracted to very "petite" women!! :wink:

As for Morticia..... yeah, I admit..... I used to watch that show. And I had a real "Thing" for her!! :lol:

BTW.... does your hubby KNOW you flirt with desperate Truckers when he's away??? :shock: :lol:

 

Hey Golf,

I can't speak for mommee but I am reading posts to my husband and my responses. Playful banter nothing more for myself. But I only chimmed in to encourage Sizzle to not count you out just for smoking, and brought up the vodka cuz it may lower a woman's self control..Though I don't think that Sizzle is gonna fall for that.

Does it bother you that us desperate housewives post replies nothing more?? I have had more than one member seem offended that I remarked on a thread. If it upsets you that much I'll stick to the family thread or not at all.
Oh I have no interest in you don't worry, you just seem like a nice enough guy with your very thoughful post so I hope you find yourself a girlfriend.

Sizzle sorry to hijack your thread.

 

Okay.... NOW I'm really confused! I thought I was flirting with Mommee!! [Boy, does THAT sound SICK!!] :lol:

Truckrswyfe: NO! I am not bothered at all! Relax!! I remember that thread/conversation, and you were NOT over the line, and if you remember.... "I" defended you!

Most of the guys here, (at least "I" certainly,) enjoy a bit of good natured flirtation with you "homebound" women!! It surely must be hard on you, and we just want to make you feel WELCOME in what is truly a FAMILY!!

We KNOW what your husbands are going through, and (if we HAVE one) YOU know what our wives are going through! I don't frequent the "family" forum, because I don't HAVE one! [Might be a good place to "cruise" though!! :wink: ]

I AM a "nice guy!" [Which is why I ALWAYS finish LAST!!] Women don't REALLY want a nice guy.... do they? (That's a rhetorical!) :wink:

I HAD a girlfriend once after my marriage (a few years back.) She let me sit in JAIL one night because she thought I was fooling around on her! Absolutely destroyed my TRUST!! After that, I started a small business, and never again had the time or MONEY to have a serious relationship.

With time, the heart grew cold. I doubt I'll EVER be able to have such a relationship again! If you EVER saw the movie "28 Days," well...... my cactus died, and my dog ran off!! :shock: :lol:

There are some tough, independent women on this board (and in trucking,) and I still have hopes of someday finding the right one..... but it would take a MIRACLE!

So, I flirt with NO intentions.... and I joke! I debate and argue, but I mean no real malice! Even to those who oppose me the most! I help and encourage when I can (even if it requires tough talk,) and I LEARN whatever I can from those more experienced.

I try to speak clearly when serious, and hope that my jesting is recognized and understood. It wounds me to the heart, that you even THOUGHT that you had (or could ever) offend ME!

So.... STAY.... and flirt if you will. And do NOT think me such a FOOL as to not know the score. Your man is lucky to HAVE a woman like you. And I hope you feel the same way about HIM. There are MANY (men) who come to this board, with concerns about what trucking will do to their family lives. Your "healthy" participation here, gives them hope and comfort. Many would say, after all..... that it is for those like YOU, that they would make this sacrifice.

Not ME, of course..... but many!! :wink:

 

I KNOWN who you were (flirting) with silly :wink: No I did not think you were doing anything with me.

As I stated I was not speaking directly for mommee only kinda on her behalf. Like nails on a chaulk board is this statement" does your hubby know what You are doing???"

Sorry thats me not you. That comment just irks me so I guess I should have put that in the "irks you most thread".

Positive note your response is poetic and sweet and if you can type like that..... well you should be really great with your hands.

No I am NOT flirting 8) Carry on

 

Some would say.... I have a silver tongue! :wink:

 

Thanks Rose! As you know, I am easily amused.. :? :lol: :lol:

That Elf's dancing somehow just cracks me up so much. :lol: :P