[mommee]

golfhoho-

I didn't realize we were "flirting". I thought I was just responding to your funny posts. I am slow to these things.

NOTHING you have said here have in any way, shape or form, offended me. I don't offend easily. I have a very "come see, come sa" attitude about life. I roll with the punches very well and can hold my own against "the boys". It's all in the name of fun.

No harm, no foul.

Trukrsywyfe-thanks for defending. It's nice to have a friend.

My hubby is home every night. He is just gone all day and most of the night with work.

Now come to think of it...I am offended that you are not interested in women with fat butts. How do you know that I don't have a fat butt? LOL :lol: :lol: :wink:

[golfhobo]

These days, if a woman doesn't throw ROCKS at me.... I consider it flirting!! :lol:

I once walked around the Las Vegas strip all night and couldn't even get propositioned!! :cry:

I don't think this "nice guy" routine is working!

[Roadhog]

:evil: ...well at least they don't RUN from you screaming ......."Dirty!"

:cry: :lol: :twisted: ops: :? :sad:

I have to constantly remind myself to behave.

[Roadhog]

But seriously Ladies...
I'm house broke and have been in and out of Obedience School
(married once..no puppies)


I am an honest single Trucker looking for marriage.


Honest to a fault, maybe. I have one prerequisite in a wimmin.


...she must own a Truck.

Please send photo of the Truck. :?

[Twilight Flyer]

Who doesn't love Morticia Addams?

Only when she's played by Angelica Houston. :twisted:

[COLT]

Roadhog's Perfect Mate

[mommee]

Now if you could only find golfhobo his perfect mate. :wink:
Although, that would truly take a miracle. :lol:

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by mommee

Now if you could only find golfhobo his perfect mate. :wink:
Although, that would truly take a miracle. :lol:

Ah.... not SO hard! I allready FOUND her! I just can't get her attention!

Her name?? Sandra Bullock!! Close enough to Perfect.... for me!

[Sizzle]

Well I've come home for a rare couple of nights during my long departure from home so I can respond to everyone today. I started to respond last night but got caught up e-mailing back and forth with another member on C.A.D. I have to break down and get a laptop. SIGH!!!

First of all, I must say that Hobo and Roadhog along with Colt have been amusing on the male side. Also, Mommee, Trukrswyfe and for4roses have been amusing on the female side.

Hobo, Mommee's response to you would probably be right on the mark for me also. I don't like men with skinny legs so if you have skinny legs guess we're not a match! Now Honey, how does that sound after the fat azz remark? UM....

Roadhog as usual has amused the heck out of me. He certainly should be a comedian. I loved the picture that Colt put as Hobo's mate. Too Cute Honey too Cute.

As far as hijacking the thread Trukrswyfe-you go and have yourself all the fun you want. I wasn't around to participate with the guys and gals so you and Mommee have at it. Do whatever you like.

I’m glad to see that there are actually some real single men out there. I think it’s amusing that most people are married and low and behold every guy I met is single. UM! I have to say it’s just a little suspicious to say the least. 8) :roll:

[Roadhog]

Originally Posted by Sizzle

I loved the picture that Colt put as Hobo's mate. Too Cute Honey too Cute.

...if that Ho...Hobo puts his greazee paws on my Foxy Lady.... I'll shoot all his tires out.
...besides...he's got that airhead S-s-s-sarah.

Have you considered...the married man most likely has just one woman that will give him the time of day, or allow him to even touch her?

We "single men" most always have a full "little black book."
Check for slap marks and scratches.... or other signs... :P



...me fur instance, I always forget the cheese traps in front of the bedroom window. :?

p.s. thought you had a 'puter...good Gads...you do all this off a stinkin' teesy weensy phone? My thumb covers the whole key pad on my phone.
:shock: