Random Thoughts, Observations, and Questions
#181
09-04-2008, 04:54 AM
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lubbock, Texas
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Originally Posted by Double L
Stan think about it, when a lady wears shorts one size too tight and shirt one size too tight and how her fat roll sticks out. That is a muffin top and It's just disgusting!
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#182
09-04-2008, 04:58 AM
Originally Posted by Double L
Stan think about it, when a lady wears shorts one size too tight and shirt one size too tight and how her fat roll sticks out. That is a muffin top and It's just disgusting!
Double L, I know you're trying to be polite, but that ain't no lady! :twisted:
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#183
09-04-2008, 04:58 AM
Originally Posted by BlooMoose
Originally Posted by Double L
Stan think about it, when a lady wears shorts one size too tight and shirt one size too tight and how her fat roll sticks out. That is a muffin top and It's just disgusting!
I can't either!!!  ops: ops: But...whut he described.. :P :P :P I have seen more than a few womenn dressed as such...who looked quite yummy!! :twisted: :twisted: Fat roll or not. They wasn't "big"...more like...comfortable looking!! There is a huge difference isn't there?? 8) 8) Guess I wasn't being selective enough???? :P :P :P
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#185
09-04-2008, 06:00 AM
Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
When I finish all the laundry and I am about to relax, where do the four or five loads that suddenly appear out of no where come from?
The Laundry Fairy Why when I finish cleaning the bathtub does someone feel the urge to give the dog a bath? Because everyone else decided he was dirty. :lol: Why is my kitchen irresistable to my husband after I just cleaned it? Why does he need to use every available dish, pan, and utensil to make one meal? Because you just cleaned it, didn't you know the sink always needs to be full. How come I am the only person in the house that knows where things are and can find them even when I tell them right where to look? Because you are the only one who puts stuff away. One answer: Mom But still things I ponder.
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#186
09-04-2008, 06:09 AM
I'm your typical male who doesn't wash a dish but my mom gets on me for not washing the dishes but yet she says I can't wash a dish to save my man hood if it was to amputated! :lol: :shock:
#187
09-04-2008, 07:03 AM
Originally Posted by mommee
Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
When I finish all the laundry and I am about to relax, where do the four or five loads that suddenly appear out of no where come from?
The Laundry Fairy I thought the Laundry Fairy did the laundry, lest that's what hubby says, I don't get no respect I tell ya, no respect. Why when I finish cleaning the bathtub does someone feel the urge to give the dog a bath? Because everyone else decided he was dirty. :lol: I think it's because they really don't like to take showers in a clean bathtub. Why is my kitchen irresistable to my husband after I just cleaned it? Why does he need to use every available dish, pan, and utensil to make one meal? Because you just cleaned it, didn't you know the sink always needs to be full. So true, if the sink is full, there is no one around but me. go figure. How come I am the only person in the house that knows where things are and can find them even when I tell them right where to look? Because you are the only one who puts stuff away. You mean everything has a place, besides the floor where it was last used. One answer: Mom But still things I ponder. How come my kids have tons to say expect when I ask them if their room is clean or their homework it done and I get blank looks and total silence. Why my animals only seem to want to clean their business right in front of me when I finally remember I should eat something. Then I no longer want to eat. That could be a good diet plan for someone. :lol: " Ways to Lose your Appetite Naturally." Why my cat insists on curling around my legs when I use the bathroom. It's like me petting him when he is using the litter box. ewww. :evil:
#188
09-04-2008, 07:08 AM
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
Why my animals only seem to want to clean their business right in front of me when I finally remember I should eat something. Then I no longer want to eat.
That could be a good diet plan for someone. :lol: " Ways to Lose your Appetite Naturally." Why my cat insists on curling around my legs when I use the bathroom. It's like me petting him when he is using the litter box. ewww. :evil:
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#189
09-04-2008, 07:14 AM
Originally Posted by wildkat
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Or why if you close the door when you're in the bathroom they cry & swipe their paws under the door like you'll leave them forever? Mine also jumps at the doorknob & tries to open it! I can't tell you how many times I've come out of the bathroom to find the cat hanging off the doorknob!
I don't dare shut a door he will throw a fit like a grown man. I think he knows how to push my buttons when he looks at me. :lol: :lol:
#190
09-04-2008, 07:15 AM
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lubbock, Texas
Posts: 1,027
Originally Posted by wildkat
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Or why if you close the door when you're in the bathroom they cry & swipe their paws under the door like you'll leave them forever? Mine also jumps at the doorknob & tries to open it! I can't tell you how many times I've come out of the bathroom to find the cat hanging off the doorknob!
Makes me want to trade them all for cats....the cats don't care what you're doing...they just want to be with you!! LOL
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