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Old 08-24-2008, 09:31 AM
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Thought it might be different to have a thread for passing thoughts at the moment of posting. Just what ever is on your mind and you want to say it out loud.

Mine for day..........I really wanted that John Deere hat over at TSC.....but it 15 bucks. :twisted:

I like boobs...............

I put some cream cheese in my chocolate ice cream the other day, it was awesome.
 
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Old 08-24-2008, 09:35 AM
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I just saw a sign in front of a house next to the truckstop and it said

"Don't even think about parking here"

So I stood there thinking about parking there in hopes of the people inside accusing me of thinking that.

What are they going to do, call the cops. I'll just tell them I was thinking about something else!
 
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Old 08-24-2008, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by NotSteve
I just saw a sign in front of a house next to the truckstop and it said

"Don't even think about parking here"

So I stood there thinking about parking there in hopes of the people inside accusing me of thinking that.

What are they going to do, call the cops. I'll just tell them I was thinking about something else!


good thinking!!
 
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Old 08-24-2008, 10:41 AM
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How come it took me 38 years to think about putting cream cheese on my choc ice cream...........

I think I'll get a Dr. Pepper tomorrow......

How come I can never spell "tomorrow" correctly?

Thank god for spell check or everyone would know how dumb I am.........
 
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Old 08-24-2008, 10:56 AM
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I wonder if my customer is gonna cancel for tomorrow because of the threat of rain?

I wonder if I can get away with a cupcake and ice cream for desert or if it will get me in trouble?
 
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If I attached weights to my penis for say, two years....
Would I still be able to get hard with a four foot long dick?
 
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by marylandkw
I wonder if my customer is gonna cancel for tomorrow because of the threat of rain?

I wonder if I can get away with a cupcake and ice cream for desert or if it will get me in trouble?
Yes, no and yes.

I wonder if I'll get my Halloween costume done in time.

I wonder if they'll have a load for me tomorrow.

I wonder if it's safe to fall asleep with the generator running, or if I'll wake up on fire.

I wonder why the Blockbuster Video I just went to didn't have a "Horror" section.
 
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If you're on fire do you wake up?

I did another boil last night with mussells and clams......that's gotta suck being them.......... What would I do in a boiling situation? I sure as hell just wouldn't open my mouth and take it..........why not fight back? Do something, they see me looking at them smiling with a cold beer in my hand.

As long as I've been around my dog why can't he speak? Just one word would be cool...........On the flip side how come I can't understand him when he barks? other than feed me of coarse.

I would like to talk about boobs with my dog...........he gets to see eight of them when he's doing it, I only get two.............some guys get four but that's a different post...
 
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Old 08-24-2008, 01:17 PM
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Why is it when I have a good idea, I think, how come it took so long to think of this?

If I'm on my death bed and I get a great idea, that's going to suck, I'm out of time.
 
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Old 08-24-2008, 01:43 PM
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Well i went on a 4 hr bike ride with my boss/owner today and i wouder if that is going to help me when i ask for a 1.00 more an hr. Just tryin to get brownie points.

When will be a good time to ask. Maybe before winter hits and we get slow.
 
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