[NotSteve]

Damn honey. I was just looking at the load boards and I'll miss out on at least 25% of the loads

Why is that honey bunny.

Because I'm too heavy.

Is there some way you could save some weight my little poopie pants?

Ya, I guess I could buy lighter rims.

Well my favorite Viagra buddy, that would seem like a wise thing to do.

Your so smart "Running Wet Kitty". I knew I married the right girl.

[RostyC]

that's a rib tickler there :lol:
I'll give it a shot though........

[NotSteve]

Don't get too caught up. A nice little gift for her wouldn't hurt right about now.

[RostyC]

Originally Posted by NotSteve

Don't get too caught up. A nice little gift for her wouldn't hurt right about now.

You big softy.

[GMAN]

You need to get yourself a lot of chrome. Tell your wife that you need chrome to save fuel. After all, chrome has less wind resistance. Besides, it will save you money on taxes. Chrome is tax deductible....isn't it? :P

[RostyC]

Originally Posted by GMAN

You need to get yourself a lot of chrome. Tell your wife that you need chrome to save fuel. After all, chrome has less wind resistance. Besides, it will save you money on taxes. Chrome is tax deductible....isn't it? :P

Could you tell her, I'm too scared? Sometimes when we're playing around I'll tell her I'll whip her a$$ she tells tells me "I'll get you in your sleep." She scares the $hit out of GMAN. Godd@mn injuns!

There's a saying I always I say that goes "you might kill me but you can't eat me",......... I think that injun might eat me to get rid of the evidence. Perhaps some GMAN wisdom might do so good in this situation. :lol:

[tracer]

Originally Posted by allan5oh

Thats why you'll beat the Sam by getting a newer truck and taking on payments again..

Or keep the old truck that's paid off, and buy a couple of rental single-family houses and deduct depreciation against your annual income. It's called Capital Cost Allowance and the rate is 4% a year. So, a $300,000 rental house will create 12 grand in tax credits against your income.

[GMAN]

Originally Posted by RostyC

Could you tell her, I'm too scared? Sometimes when we're playing around I'll tell her I'll whip her a$$ she tells tells me "I'll get you in your sleep." She scares the $hit out of GMAN. Godd@mn injuns!

There's a saying I always I say that goes "you might kill me but you can't eat me",......... I think that injun might eat me to get rid of the evidence. Perhaps some GMAN wisdom might do so good in this situation. :lol:

You have to watch those injuns, Rosty. :P She wouldn't hurt a guy in spandex would she? :lol: Tell her you need all that chrome for your health. You see, it is good exercise to get out and polish all that chrome. It is good for your heart, lungs, and muscle tone. You are doing it because you love her and want to be in good shape so that you can take care of her. You are getting all that chrome just for her. You can also tell her that all the other truckers have a lot of chrome. Tell her that you will make more money by impressing all those shippers and brokers with your chromed out ride. :lol:

[RostyC]

Holy cow GMAN that just might work.........your good, I can tell you've got this marriage stuff down pat.

[RostyC]

Originally Posted by NotSteve

Don't get too caught up. A nice little gift for her wouldn't hurt right about now.

Come to think of it I did do something nice for her, I took her on a one day get away....................to the Carlisle PA Truck Show. That counts, hell I even let her buy me a slice of pizza.