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Old 11-20-2009, 03:22 AM
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:block: I didn't lift the toilet seat lid when I took a wizz.



.... oh....wait.... that was the laundry hamper.
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:06 AM
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I read the don't break the TOS rules, as a "to do list." :block:

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No..what ARrrrrh ya doing...
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:08 PM
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Going deer hunting when deer season is closed.

 
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Fredog
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
The man in Black.......
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:23 PM
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Cutting the cheese while working at a dairy.
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:30 PM
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I once told a LIE to get into a girls pants........
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ronjon619
I once told a LIE to get into a girls pants........
Did they fit?
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 08:43 PM
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I once thought I could rule the world with simple humor.



...plus, when I throw rocks at seagulls,
I leave no tern unstoned.
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:00 PM
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First thing I do to cut back on my bills,
is to stop paying someone to wipe my ass.


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..go back to using my Texas toilet paper.



...next I might stop paying attention. :block:
 
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Old 11-21-2009, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Fredog
Did they fit?
i knew you were gonna make me laugh with your reply. No they didn't.
 

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