Crimes Against Humanity
#4
I like to pee on the floor and blame it on the dog
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#5
I'll do one for Twilight Flyer... (another criminal act on my part) :block:
I was once a great Hero and Crime Fighter! ...but my fetish for wearing tights soon overcame my sense of responsibility.
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#7
I ran with scissors. :block:
So I went to the Church this morning to seek help. I enjoyed a nice conversation with Sister Maria, and stared at her chest the whole time. I noticed one of her breast is smaller than the other one.
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