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Old 11-10-2009, 02:14 PM
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Confession is good for the soul...

I once stole candy from a baby.
 
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:20 PM
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You know the Tag that says, Do Not Remove, well...........
 
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:21 PM
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I like to cut cheese....without a knife.

 
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:41 PM
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I like to pee on the floor and blame it on the dog
 
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:58 PM
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I'll do one for Twilight Flyer... (another criminal act on my part) :block:


I was once a great Hero and Crime Fighter!
...but my fetish for wearing tights soon overcame my sense of responsibility.

 
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:04 PM
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I like to stand in the checkout line at WalMart...let loose with one of those silent but deadly farts then blame it on the old lady in front of me.
 
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Old 11-11-2009, 12:42 AM
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I ran with scissors. :block:

So I went to the Church this morning to seek help.
I enjoyed a nice conversation with Sister Maria,
and stared at her chest the whole time.
I noticed one of her breast is smaller than the other one.
 
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Old 11-11-2009, 03:17 PM
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I once set fire to a mods.....ah......another guys truck and made it look like a generator malfunction.
 
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Old 11-11-2009, 11:11 PM
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I looked a gift horse in the mouth. :block:
 
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:53 AM
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I passed in a no passing zone. Then the hitchhiker that I picked up ratted me out.
 
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