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Old 11-17-2009, 07:12 AM
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I raked leaves into the neighbor's back yard.
 
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:19 AM
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In everybody's rear-view mirrors, I am always closer than I appear.
 
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Old 11-17-2009, 08:45 AM
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I cried wolf in a crowded theater.

...but that was after I tugged on Superman's cape,
and I had spit into the wind.

...I'm hopeless.
 
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:06 AM
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I turned an envelope upside down and addressed it...

Another time, I put the recipient address on the inside...
(Don't understand why they didn't get it. It did have the address.)
 
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:15 PM
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I put my address in the middle of an envelope and the recipiants address on the right top corner with no stamp and got it "returned" for free
 
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:33 PM
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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
 
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:35 PM
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I kissed a girl and I liked it
 
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:50 PM
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I sometimes confuse Crimes of Humanity



with Crimes of Nature.
 
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:59 PM
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I told a small baby, about the deficit we are creating.
 
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:01 PM
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A lamp? What the hell you talking about a lamp?
 
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