Crimes Against Humanity
 

Crimes Against Humanity
Confession is good for the soul...

I once stole candy from a baby.

You know the Tag that says, Do Not Remove, well...........http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/im...es/biggrin.gif

I like to cut cheese....without a knife. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...nd10/shrug.gif

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I like to pee on the floor and blame it on the dog

I'll do one for Twilight Flyer... (another criminal act on my part) :block:


I was once a great Hero and Crime Fighter!
...but my fetish for wearing tights soon overcame my sense of responsibility.

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I like to stand in the checkout line at WalMart...let loose with one of those silent but deadly farts then blame it on the old lady in front of me.

I ran with scissors. :block:

So I went to the Church this morning to seek help.
I enjoyed a nice conversation with Sister Maria,
and stared at her chest the whole time.
I noticed one of her breast is smaller than the other one. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...nd10/shrug.gif

I once set fire to a mods.....ah......another guys truck and made it look like a generator malfunction.

I looked a gift horse in the mouth. :block:

I passed in a no passing zone. Then the hitchhiker that I picked up ratted me out.