Problems of the Universe solved right here on CAD
#31
11-03-2008, 07:30 AM
still would need socks and you can't wear those outside, cloth bottoms. sheesh. :hellno:
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#34
11-03-2008, 08:52 AM
Then what would the fuzzy bunnies wear?? Jeez! :rofl:
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#35
11-03-2008, 08:58 AM
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Location: Tartuga .......me thinks
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Some time ago, through DOD, a military contract developed a Singularity, quite by accident, really. Although the results favored the project, there were severe side effects. One super-fast AI was created, by DARPA for the US military, and it actually become sentient. It then accelerated exponentially (or "hyper-nentially" as a quantum computer) and left this physical realm completely, with only the shell of its original processing system in place and working as the inventors hoped. Every once in a while, it decides to take up residence in somebody's cell phone or auto ignition system, computer program, cloths dryer, etc. all gremlin-like. This "black hole" grows in intensity each time it appears. Believe me, I and many of the worlds greatest minds are trying feverishly to contain this Anomaly and use it as a Stargate. I'll try to keep you updated, but first we will have to give members of CAD with over a 4500 post count level 6 NSA clearance. Meanwhile, the Singularity will eat socks. I don't know why. :block:
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#37
11-03-2008, 09:07 AM
Wow! Only 5 more posts and I can have a lower NSA clearance level than I already have! :lol
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#38
11-03-2008, 09:08 AM
And then what will the Tingleys wear for contraception? :hellno:
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#40
11-03-2008, 01:39 PM
This is easy to solve.... It was our 7 month old chocolate lab who ate your sock. He ate one of mine last week and ended up needing surgery to remove it from his stomach and intestine....... It came back out intact, just a bit discolored......:hellno: $2300 bucks later..............
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