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Old 11-03-2008, 12:19 AM
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Default How to Stop Gobal Warming

Give me the winter off and have planned and paid for a three month holiday in a warmer climate. (my middle name is Murphy)


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Old 11-03-2008, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Roadhog
Two precisely engineered objects, will not equal the sum of two other precisely engineered objects, because of differences at the nano-level.





Close enough for government "work"
 
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Old 11-03-2008, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ironeagle_2006
How to stop ALL TERRORISM in the world. One flat out say the Next attack on any nation in the world the Muslim religion loses MECCA their Holiest site. If they do not learn the second site to go GLASS is Medina the Birthplace of Medina. So who as a sponsort or leader of Islamic Terrorists would WANT to be responsible for the destruction of their religions holiest sites.

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Old 11-03-2008, 01:51 AM
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OK, try this one. I need someone to figure out the quantum paradox of the mini black hole that opens up inside any clothes dryer in the world at any given time, for the express purpose of swallowing one sock and one sock only.
 
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer
OK, try this one. I need someone to figure out the quantum paradox of the mini black hole that opens up inside any clothes dryer in the world at any given time, for the express purpose of swallowing one sock and one sock only.

Oh yes PLEASE!!!!
 
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer
OK, try this one. I need someone to figure out the quantum paradox of the mini black hole that opens up inside any clothes dryer in the world at any given time, for the express purpose of swallowing one sock and one sock only.
See, this IS serious to me, too. I am a tiny bit OCD when it comes to laundry and I will NOT put a sock in the washer without its mate...ever...I can't do it. However, even this weekend, I got 2 socks out of the washer without their mates! I am so sick of buying socks! I want to know the answer to this!!! I think it's the washer, though...not the dryer...I don't know. Maybe it's a conspiracy.
 
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer
OK, try this one. I need someone to figure out the quantum paradox of the mini black hole that opens up inside any clothes dryer in the world at any given time, for the express purpose of swallowing one sock and one sock only.

It is the Great Flamingo Conspiracy.
 
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Do what I do PIN them together. Take a diaper pin and stick them togther. Never lost one learned that one from my grandmother.
 
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Roadhog
Offer your solution to a problem. :block:
I'll start... how to end the war in Afghanistan
Pull all the troops out, and bring them home. Then, find anyone who can fly a plane, or drop a bomb, and blow that whole entire miserable country off the map.
 
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I'd like to see motor vehicles set up with some kind of setting that wouldn't allow the vehicle to turn unless a turn signal was on. I know there would be safety issues in emergencies, but there could be some kind of over-ride if the wheel was jerked too fast or something.


Or if the wheel is turned a certain percentge, the turn signal automatically came on.
 
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