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How to stop ALL TERRORISM in the world. One flat out say the Next attack on any nation in the world the Muslim religion loses MECCA their Holiest site. If they do not learn the second site to go GLASS is Medina the Birthplace of Medina. So who as a sponsort or leader of Islamic Terrorists would WANT to be responsible for the destruction of their religions holiest sites.
How to solve deciphering an ironeagle post: It cannot be done. Don't bother. Just point and laugh, and think "ping pong balls".
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OK, try this one. I need someone to figure out the quantum paradox of the mini black hole that opens up inside any clothes dryer in the world at any given time, for the express purpose of swallowing one sock and one sock only.
#15
Oh yes PLEASE!!!!
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See, this IS serious to me, too. I am a tiny bit OCD when it comes to laundry and I will NOT put a sock in the washer without its mate...ever...I can't do it. However, even this weekend, I got 2 socks out of the washer without their mates! I am so sick of buying socks! I want to know the answer to this!!! I think it's the washer, though...not the dryer...I don't know. Maybe it's a conspiracy.
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#17
It is the Great Flamingo Conspiracy.
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Pull all the troops out, and bring them home. Then, find anyone who can fly a plane, or drop a bomb, and blow that whole entire miserable country off the map.
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I'd like to see motor vehicles set up with some kind of setting that wouldn't allow the vehicle to turn unless a turn signal was on. I know there would be safety issues in emergencies, but there could be some kind of over-ride if the wheel was jerked too fast or something.
Or if the wheel is turned a certain percentge, the turn signal automatically came on.
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." -Abraham Lincoln |




