Yup, all the good ones are. :cry:

 

Oh dear... Now, it's even illegal to be on the beach if there's a married woman out there? Or should I say "SUPERHERO"????

 

Geez-I'm clueless on what's going on here-Guess I better backtrack and read.

 

Just another woman on here obviously a jealous one trying cause havoc :roll:

 

You've gotta be wrong about that. There are no jealous women on CAD. Are there????

 

nah not here :wink:

 

Meow meow, hiss hiss :wink:

 

:?: :?: :?: :?:

 

To original poster: well - if yer looking for how to find a lady that will excuse all yer shortcomings, or better yet, see how your positive qualities outweigh your bad, try the Master Card method:


Fresh, Long Stemmed, Purple and White Teacup Roses and a cachet of Ghiradelli chocolates, along with fragrant rose petals guiding her path to the opened door of the limo: $250

Succulent, slow roasted, Prime Rib, Seasoned creamy potatoes and olive oil for the fresh baked bread; accompanied by the tinkling keys of a grand piano, caressed by the comfort of a crackling fire, while
over-looking the San Francisco Bay, : $500

Moonlit Limo ride from the Embarcadero, across the Golden Gate Bridge while soft ambient music keeps rhythm with the golden glow reflecting through a slightly hazy fog...towards the cr?me broulee at a quaint little Jazz club in Sausalito: $1000

Exchanging a soft little kiss on her front step, before you slip quietly into the night: Priceless

 

You've certainly got the "slip quietly into the night" right. After all that, she'd think we're DONALD TRUMP'S BROTHER or something. Sell the house, sell the truck, sell the corporate jet... That should generate enough cash to keep going for about 15 days.....

I prefer my method. I've got nothing, and I'm worth nothing. But, I'm non-violent, and work hard. I've got one in the truck, and two more waiting in the wings for this one stays home so that they can take their turns with me. By the way... What's a "mastercard"????