HEY HOOK ME UP WITH A FRIEND
 

Hey ladies; I hear all the time of 'hubby and I are teaming.' Do you ladies have any cute female friends that want to team with a hunk??????? I'm 23, help a brother out.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

........and see if she has an older sister for me... :D
By the way...my standards aren't set as high as a young man. :?
I'm a bit rough around the edges...need some fixing up....typical man who acts or speaks without thinking...but have mastered the art of groveling with flowers and chocolates. Easy keeper. 8)

oh brother :roll:

:nervous:

Guess you truckers are all alike ....j/k.

Read enough of that junk.... carry on..... :wink:

Hey hook me up too... :lol:

Okay Ladies...I can see I'll need to wet my silver tongue here....because you wanna play hard to get and see if I'm "up for the challenge."

(pay attendtion young man....this is how you do it.)

Before I start.....please understand...I am feeling rather vulnerable....I just lost my girlfriend...well fianc'ee...well... we were planning to be engaged. She was tragically lost in a boating trip on a romantic cruise to my vacation hide-away. Anyway, as luck would have it...my pet kitten is also sick right now, and I really just need a friend to talk with. Some one who is kind and caring, and would allow me to open up and share my feelings with. :cry:
Sorry...cof,,snif...I'm a man...and I shouldn't cry.

Can I ask you...would you be interested in going out to have a few drinks with me? Maybe even some dancing? I need to do something cheerful and relaxing....maybe even a nice walk on the beach? :? :)

**WARNING** The above poster is a c*ck block. **WARNING**

The sad, sobby act isn't a way to get a girl. Girls like confidence, but not cocky. Confidence is one of the most attractive features about someone.