8)

 

A man had just finished a night of passionate lovemaking. He looked over on the nightstand, and saw a picture of a man.

The man started to get worried, and asked the woman, "Is that your husband?"

"No", the woman replied, while cuddling him closer.

"Your boyfriend?", the man asked.

"No, silly.", the woman said, nibbling on his ear.

The man started to look confused.

"Your brother, or your father?", the man asked.

"Wrong again.", the woman said, as she kissed the man. "That's me before the operation."

:shock:

 

thats sick Rev. :lol:

 

8)

 

Here you go:

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or sex for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek medical expertise of a well know sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang Said:

"OK, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was old.

"Now, get down and craw rerry, rerry fass to odderside of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK now craw rerry, rerry fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!!"

 

 

8)

 

"I am a Vikings fan," a first grade Minnesota teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Vikings?"

Everyone in the class raises their hand except for one little girl.

"Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?"

"I'm not a Vikings fan."

"Well, if you are not a Vikings fan, then what team do you like?"

"The Packers," Janie answers.

"Why in the world are you a Packers fan?"

"Because my Mom and Dad are Packers fans."

"That's no reason to be a Packers fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if your mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"

"A Vikings fan."

:wink:

 

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.

Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"

 

I am having that same bad day... Must be something in the air huh?