[shyykatt]

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[wot i life]

Originally Posted by street_95

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.

Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"

You,re good... really good... I like that one a lot! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wot i life]

I,ll try and make this one suitable....

Teacher in class is asking all the kids just how their Daddy spends his time at the weekend.
One by one they all thrust their hands into the air and wait their turn to tell her.
Except that is, for little Tommy.
Teacher notices and asks Tommy what his Daddy does.
Well Miss, if you really wanna know; My Daddy is a pole dancer in a gay bar and he cavorts naked for other mens entertainment, and, if the money is right, he,ll go upstairs with them for a short while :shock:
Why Tommy, thats outrageous, says Miss....
Tell me, is this true?
Not exactly says Tommy, he really plays for the Vikings but I was too embarrassed to tell you :wink:

[shyykatt]

:lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

Originally Posted by shyykatt

I'm bored today.

I am bored.
Very bored.

Very truly, utterly, superly bored.

Can you tell?

yes, it's so blatantly obvious :lol: :P

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

yes, i am! it sucks waiting for a load sometimes. i was supposed to run down to Gulfport,MS and repower a trl for a guy whose trk broke down, after i delivered my load this morning(which brought me home to my Baby for the weekend) here in Jackson,MS. No longer than it took me to eat lunch and get 15 miles down the road, my dispatcher calls and tells me to turn around. his trk was almost fixed, so he would be able to take it to San Antonio. :cry: so now i wait for something else, which most likely will be tomorrow. but hey, i been trucking long enough to know that stuff happens.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

1997-just joined the accident free million mile club this year. hooray for me! 8)

i'm so bored, i almost posted in the Owner Operator Forum :lol: :lol: