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#11
09-07-2006, 03:06 PM
>> > >A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "yes she did". "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
#14
09-08-2006, 09:00 AM
Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago
"I am a Vikings fan," a first grade Minnesota teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Vikings?"
Everyone in the class raises their hand except for one little girl. "Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?" "I'm not a Vikings fan." "Well, if you are not a Vikings fan, then what team do you like?" "The Packers," Janie answers. "Why in the world are you a Packers fan?" "Because my Mom and Dad are Packers fans." "That's no reason to be a Packers fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if your mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?" "A Vikings fan." :wink:
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#15
09-08-2006, 05:03 PM
Originally Posted by roadhog
:? :?: I don't get it.
#18
09-08-2006, 05:26 PM
:shock: Ooooops! Im sorry,fellers. Its either because I have been up sinse 3:30 this morning,or Im dyslexic,but I miss-read the last part of the Rev's joke. I re-read the Rev's joke,and it was MORONS,not Mormons. Ok. Yeah. Pretty good one,Rev. :lol: :P I was like,..what do Mormons,and Packers,or Vikings have to do with each other... :shock: :P
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