[golfhobo]

I know what you mean. I ALWAYS try to find that seat when I get to my "pickup!" But, without the nachos, it could have been "preventable!"

On a more serious note, that is a great picture there! It's been a LONG time since I was in the A.F., but I don't believe that is Air Force One. Last I noticed, it was still a 747 with the Presidential seal on it. Isn't that a 757? Is it A.F. 2? What is that bubble on top? Is "Drew" short for Andrews? Were you stationed there? In the A.F.?

Man, I feel OLD! I haven't kept up with these things. But, I know ONE thing. It ain't no RC-135!!

Sure is a beautiful bird, though!

[kc0iv]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

I would say it would depend on whether or not you failed the post-incident drug test.

He might pass the drug test but he sure wouldn't pass the smell test.

kc0iv

[inmate1577]

Originally Posted by larz0142

I was in my pick up today driving minding my own bussiness and went to sqeeze a fart out...Well I wasn't a fart!!! Do I have to claim this on my insurance if I want them to cover the damages? And if so will it affect my chances of being hired by an over the road company?...Please help...

Bet you lost half of your thinking ability when that happened.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by larz0142

I was in my pick up today driving minding my own bussiness and went to sqeeze a fart out...Well I wasn't a fart!!! Do I have to claim this on my insurance if I want them to cover the damages?

And if so will it affect my chances of being hired by an over the road company?...

Please help...

DEPENDS!! :P

[Useless]

Originally Posted by larz0142

I was in my pick up today driving minding my own bussiness and went to sqeeze a fart out...Well I wasn't a fart!!! Do I have to claim this on my insurance if I want them to cover the damages? And if so will it affect my chances of being hired by an over the road company?...Please help...

Lardass0142:

Confession time!!

I had that very same thing happen to me when I was a trainee!!

My trainer, "Grumpy", (that WAS his handle, no sh*t!!) got this disgusted look on his face, and asked me "Useless, did you sh*t your pants"?? :shock:

"Yep!!, I sure did!! I wanted to stop at the last truck stop, but you wouldn't let me; you told me to keep the door closed and to keep rolling"!! I replied.


"Well, DAYUMM!!", he said!! "Pull into this next Pilot we're about to come to; it's at the 223 mile marker!!" :evil:

I drove right past the exit. He got super pi&&ed!!! :twisted: :evil: :evil: :twisted:

"G*dDayumm'it, Useless, I told you to pull off at that exit!!" he bellowed. :evil:

"What the f@&k is wrong with you"?? he screamed!! :twisted: :evil:

I just looked at him and smiled, and said "I'm not finished yet!!" :P
:dung:

[Useless]

Hey, Lardass 0142!!

I sure hope that you can get this preventable wiped off so that it won't stain your DAC Report!!

[larz0142]

What's wrong Unless?You upset I made a funny and you didn't...You are such a stuper trucker aren't you?Did it take you all afternoon to come up with that one?

[Useless]

Now, don't get you bowels in an uproar!!
I was just funnin' with you!!

BTW, your post WAS one of the fiunniest ones I've read here in a long time!! 8)

Aw, heck, you deserve a band!! :rock:

[Lunker]

FA LUSH THIS POST PLEASE!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Drew10

"Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to :dung: and only farted"
:lol: :lol:

Actually, Drew, you got that poem half right!!

The Full Text:

Here I sit,
all broken hearted,
Came to :dung: ,
But only Farted!!

Waisted my time,
But what the hell,
At least I can sit here,
And enjoy the smell!!