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Old 03-14-2007, 05:51 PM
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Years ago I was at the truck stop in Boise, ID and sitting in my seat doing my paperwork and all of a sudden the sleeper door in the rig parked next to me flew open and this massively over sized hog with enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed 2 truck stops just hung her nasty ass out the sleeper door and let 'er flow.

It was repulsive and disgusting. I fired up my rig and hauled ass. I would've peeled rubber out of there if I could've.

Unfortunately that image has been burned into my brain ever since. :shock:

That's just one reason of many why I don't tell people I drive a truck.
I bet a paint ball gun would've come in handy. :lol:
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:39 PM
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Years ago I was at the truck stop in Boise, ID and sitting in my seat doing my paperwork and all of a sudden the sleeper door in the rig parked next to me flew open and this massively over sized hog with enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed 2 truck stops just hung her nasty ass out the sleeper door and let 'er flow.

It was repulsive and disgusting. I fired up my rig and hauled ass. I would've peeled rubber out of there if I could've.

Unfortunately that image has been burned into my brain ever since. :shock:

That's just one reason of many why I don't tell people I drive a truck.
:shock: :shock: :lol: Did she have "OVER SIZE LOAD" tattooed across her ass?

I bet a paint ball gun would've come in handy. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: She might have enjoyed it and asked more..
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:55 PM
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Years ago I was at the truckstop in Boise, ID and sitting in my seat doing my paperwork and all of a sudden the sleeper door in the rig parked next to me flew open and this massively oversized hog with enough cottage cheeze on her thighs to feed 2 truckstops just hung her nasty ass out the sleeper door and let 'er flow.

It was repulsive and disgusting. I fired up my rig and hauled ass. I would've peeled rubber out of there if I could've.

Unfortunately that image has been burned into my brain ever since. :shock:

Thats just one reason of many why I don't tell people I drive a truck.
:shock: This gotta' be the nastiest thing I've seen on here yet- but so funny! "Cottage Cheese?"-thats a new one! so gross dude!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:55 AM
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Seen it many times.

I'm currently residing in the Philippines. and that is common practice here. Not long ago, I was standing out side a Store waiting for my little princess to come out. This little girl about 3 to 4 years of age walks out of the store stops just out side in the door way and drops her pants and squots and takes a leak..
where ya at? Olongapo :P
Yaw! :lol: Yoop, me an' you are the only two guys left who remember Olongapo as it really was..............I'd give a hunnerd dollars for just one more night of riding around in a Jeepney, knocking back that green Sam Miguel, and eating monkey meat. (I never touched the balut! :lol: )
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:20 AM
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Big Jeep, please say this WASN"T a Maverick driver ! :shock:
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:51 AM
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well I been taking pictures and wanted to post them on a website, but legal issues could arise so i just get them pissing with the truck number and company in photo and mailing them to the companies home address.

figure the company will wonder what else I could do with the photos and talk to there drivers...mostly I see east coast companies pissin everywhere so it might be the norm for the eastern half, I noticed the truck stops on the eastern half are all trashed out and smell like sewer anyway, I like the western half much better...
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Old 03-15-2007, 03:49 AM
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I saw all sorts of nasty at the T/A in Ontario California ware me and my trainer were stuck. The worst was a fellow, a driver who had been there for awhile was on soothing. I offered to buy the fellow a cup of coffie or something and before he could answer me he barfed right at my feet. I gave him a fiver and went swiftly to the truck.
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OMG! Ewwwwwwwwww, i would have been next to do it!
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Old 03-15-2007, 09:57 AM
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Big Jeep, please say this WASN"T a Maverick driver ! :shock:

Nope some obscure company can't even remember the name of the company ...But I remember it was based out of Arkansas the driver had that inbred big forehead look .
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Old 03-15-2007, 08:26 PM
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so blame it on the rednecks? it takes all kinds
havent hurled any pee bottles since i got that diabetes medicine !
i dont miss olongapo and s**# river. us and mex women are much prettier
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