[BlooMoose]

To everyone that has been saying prayers for me lately.

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by BlooMoose

To everyone that has been saying prayers for me lately.

Does that include ME, too??

Good to see you back and posting again! How are you doing? Oh... BTW... you're not ALLOWED to run away again! issedoff::lol2:

[BlooMoose]

Of course, that includes you!!!! Things could be a lot better...but I am making it.

If you get the feeling that I may run away again...please intercept me at the gate. I screwed up big time but it's salvageable...but, there are moments that it doesn't feel that way. Please keep praying because I am very discouraged. Thank you very much, Hobo.

[Roadhog]

I can only imagine this is very tough on you, and I wish you the best. You have my prayers, as does your family.
No doubt this is going to be a long process of healing.

Miss you around here. I've been so bored now that Shania has changed her phone number again.

I just know the only thing that matters in life to me right now, is finding a way to win Shania's love and devotion.

Other than that, I'm still calling;

Adriana Lima, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, Christina Applegate, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale, Catherine Bell, Lara Flynn Boyle, Sandra Bullock, Gisele Bundchen, Neve Campbell, Jennifer Connelly, Nikki Cox, Elisha Cuthbert, Cameron Diaz, Celine Dion, Hilary Duff, Kirsten Dunst, Jennifer Garner, Mariska Hargitay, Teri Hatcher, Anne Hathaway, Salma Hayek, Paris Hilton, Katie Holmes, Kate Hudson, Elizabeth Hurley, Jewel, Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Norah Jones, Milla Jovovich, Ashley Judd, Keira Knightley, Anna Kournikova, Kristen Kreuk, Avril Lavigne, Lucy Liu, Heather Locklear, Lindsay Lohan, Krintanna Loken, Eva Longoria, Elle MacPherson, Jenny McCarthy, Eva Mendes, Maria Menounos, Kylie Minogue, Poppy Montgomery, Pink, Hayden Panettierre, Amanda Peet, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kellie Pickler, Natalie Portman, Laura Prepon, Jamie Pressly, Rebecca Romijn, Jeri Ryan, Shakira, Brooke Shields, Alicia Silverstone, Jessica Simpson, Molly Sims, Gwen Stefani, Sharon Stone, Taylor Swift, Charlize Theron, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Uma Thurman, Marisa Tomei, Ivanka Trump, Liv Tyler, Carrie Underwood, Rachel Weisz, Kate Winslet, Renee Zellweger

.......and tell them ...baby you know I love you, and think of you only. Please return my calls. :block:

[GMAN]

I am glad to see that you are better, Bloomoose. The great thing about going through difficult times is that they don't last forever. I hope you can start hanging out with us again.

[BlooMoose]

Well....I am back and I'm bad. But I'll stay...because I need the company and because most everyone here has always been very genuine and - at any given time - someone has always been willing to be there for me. The visit at the attorneys office today was nothing but good news so at least everyday, there has been something for which to be thankful.

xoxo to everyone

[BlooMoose]

And RH....I keep re-reading through your list but my name is still not on it:bigcry:...and my number is still the same....BOOO HOOOO HOOO!!! I am no Shania, but I'm close!!

[Roadhog]

Bloo...you know, being a wimmin and all, maybe you can tell me what I'm doing wrong.
I mean... I know enough not to break the restraining orders, but I think my stalking Shania is building bad karma ...maybe.


I finally got another date with Shania, about a month ago. (the begging was epic)

I remembered the last date didn't go well, and I reminded myself....
....any sexy wimmin are going to be out of my league!
I need to let wimmin figure out why they won't go to bed with me, and not offer up all the reasons for them.

Well, the date with Shania was going real well. We went to Olive Garden.
I wanted to take her to a fancy Italian restaurant this time.
We went on my Harley so I wouldn't have to make conversation with her.
After dinner we went for a walk on the beach, and the sunset was magnificent!

The whole evening I just listened intently to everything she said.
I'd laugh, nod, raise my eyebrow and grunt Rrrrr...everytime she spoke way over my head. (90% of the time)
The most I'd say is... "oh ya, eh... u betcha...... doncha know by golly geeez, eh"

She felt so at ease with me, and loved how good of a listener I was. (truth is, I don't remember anything she said)
We got back to her Villa, and stood by the door. The mood was so romantic.

She spoke softly next to my ear and exhaled she had a wonderful time, and thanked me.
I was so overwhelmed with my inner instincts (like a dog...eat it...screw it...or lift your leg on it)

I forgot all about my rule!!
I said... Oh baby...lets %$#@&* !!!!$$$ %@((~? #2<>+$% ...oh come on baby...(groping at her)

She kept beating me with her high heel to get my attention.
Then she grabbed a shovel... why that was by the front door, I think she expected this date wouldn't "really" go any better than the last one.


After she got me to focus, I apologized, and asked her if we could at least ....you know... %$#@&* !!!!$$$ %@((~? #2<>+$%
With final desperation in her voice, she hauled off and slapped me...
and I mean she leaned waaaay back and put some real mustard on it... and said ...."go home Hog!"
(shaking her head in predisposition disappointment)

So, I schlep and shuffled off and after a few schlep's, I looked back with sad puppydog eyes, and muttered I love you....can I see you tomorrow?........?
[door slams.... sound of crickets]

[I think she's just playing hard to get]

[RebelDarlin]

Originally Posted by BlooMoose

To everyone that has been saying prayers for me lately.

Glad to see you back! The females have been thinned drastically here!

[BlooMoose]

Originally Posted by RebelDarlin

Glad to see you back! The females have been thinned drastically here!

Thank you very much. I have "thinned" personally, too, during this whole deal!