Maybe you have an extensive vocabulary or perhaps you may not.
The purpose of this thread is for us all to learn a little from each other; it's a certainty that no one on earth knows every bloody word in their native tongue
So, post a word which may be obscure or one which you have just recently heard of and let us all know the meaning of it too.
Vernacular permissible as long as explanation given

 

* Arsenuggets! : Ar-s-nu-ge-ts
Noun
1 Nuggets of 100% pure arse : See that Gloria? He's total arsenuggets!
2 The dissatisfying sort of turd that even a rabbit wouldn't be proud of. Usually requires a disproportionate effort to expel. Aka Maltesers. : Christ! I just burst a 'roid for one lousy arsenugget!

* BOLLOCKS : bol-lucks
TESTES
1 shout it from the rooftops, loudly. you'll see : total, utter BOLLOCKS

* Cock Badger : kak b ae jh er
Noun
1 A badger constructed entirely out of cocks.

* ****ymints : kunty mint
Noun
1 an expletive commonly believed to be shouted by suffers of Tourettes Syndrome :
2 an imaginary candy : «Oh, ****ymints! A broken image link!
3 used for minty [*@#%] : Yum, that [*@#%] is minty

* Figging : phee-ging
verb
1 Sticking peeled ginger up someone's (or something's) anus. : I figged her.

* Flunge Bucket : Fer-lunge Buck-et
noun
1 Female, who has flunge, tit flunge, arse flunge and sock flunge all at the same time : that fat pie eating munter over there is wearing clothes 6 sizes too small...Yeah, she looks like a flunge bucket

* ****nuggets : Fuh-k-nuh-gets
verb
1 Expletive for when something goes wrong : oh ****nuggets, I've missed the sodding bus again
2 Small nuggets of [*@#%] used by astronauts rather than more cumbersome whole-****s. : Houston, we have some ****nuggets.

* ****socks : ***sok
Noun
1 An expletive commonly believed to be shouted by suffers of Tourettes Syndrome : ****socks! My computer crashed!
2 slang for condom : Most commonly used to describe bewilderment or incredulousness, meaning (noun/adj) a pair of coloured (normall) socks, engaged in either tender or boisterous koitus.

* Mongoloid : mon-go-loyd
noun
1 Like a mong, only more severe. A total [*@#%]-wit/retard. : You [*@#%] mongoloid

* Munt : Munt
noun
1 The anus of a man, contracted form of Man [*@#%]. Can be used as an insult. : "You [*@#%] munt"; or "Bend over, Mr. Berk, and lets see that munt of yours"

* pisswimp : pea-eye-ess-ess-doubleyou-eye-emm-pea
noun
1 A chap who can't do pee-pee at a urinal, and instead has to skulk in the cubicles like a lady. : baldmonkey is a pisswimp

* Spacker : Spa-ak-kerr
noun
1 Insult specifically designed to be used against politically correct people. : Spacker.

* Spacktard : [*@#%]-wit
noun
1 stupid [*@#%] moron, from spacker/retard : that tony blair is a complete spacktard

* splutch : sper-lut-ch
verb
1 The sound of ladyfwaps, emitted when a woman diddles her gusset. : Quickly, Cordelia, Geordie Al is shaving his back! *splutch* *splutch* *splutch*
2 See also: : 'ladyfwap'

 

Ha ha ha ha...Certainly expanded my vocabulary with those

 

Conitican Noun

What people from IL call their POLITICANS as they are all CROOKS that make the MAFIA DONS BLUSH going Damn even we are not that Hard.

 

A few of those in Westminster too

 

* testiculating : tess tick cue late ting
(adj)
1. talking sheit, but with broad arm movements
2. grabbing manhood with grand gestures (often followed by insults)
3. actions of a Tactesticle Officer; routine evolutions : [see anal retentive]

* Thesbian : thh-lesbian (said with a lisp)
(noun)
1. a woman who acts gay
2. Anne Heche and Lindsay Lohan are noted Thesbians.

* craptacular : CR'AP tacular' (roll the r's )
(verb)
1. something so appallingly sheithouse, as to be worthy of special recognition.

 

More, more....:-)

 

Hoo Leee juniper berries! ROTFLMAO!!! Someone pick me up off the floor please! :lol:

Words can't describe how much is wrong with you Hog. Please, don't get help! Still ROTFLMAO!!!

 

my sentiments exactly. He has FAR TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS. Is there any way we can give him more?

 

Move OVER you two! I haven't laughed that hard in months!

Sheer comedic genius... SICK... but, genius nonetheless!

I don't know how this thread wasn't locked... but, please... let it ride!