When the Hogman's on a roll it's a thing of beauty.

lmao!

This is weak but...

splooge: That slimy mess that someone didn't get around to cleaning up and now you have to. Any dinner that includes gravy is bound to mean splooge on your countertop. Poker night at your place? You can count on some kind of splooge somewhere, by someone.

 

Thanks... but you know... I can't stop!
...just lemme know if you see Scoe coming...

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* Gingersnaps [ gin-ger cnnaps ]
(noun)
1. brown viscous heave fanny discharge.
2. state of class; Royals have gingersnaps, Commoners have skid marks.
3. a cookie made by local peasants.


* Shart [ shART ]
(noun)
1. accidental wet fart ; (plural) turgid fudge-sickle (purposeful action meant to alienate oneself)
2. Shint- a professional Sharter [butt trumpet player]
(often develops a condition called ass cabbage)
wheweee-u he's a munging Sharter!


* Artist [ ArrR-teeest ]
(noun)
1. just a retard or a very screwed up person.


* artard [ ArrH-Tarrd ] {Middle English ]
(verb)
1. a Pirates way of saying retard.


* Aussie Kiss [ wet sloppy sound ]
(non-verb)
1. similar to french kiss, only given down under. [see also; burger eater]


* Anus Turd Pounder [ sound it out without drooling ]
(noun)
1. it's on the dollar menu at the state penitentiary.


* ***ottist [Phag-uht-est ]
(noun)
1. this is a title used in orchestras and refers to the musician who plays the bassoon.


* Asteroid [ass tue roid ]
(noun)
1. what an astronaut proctologist would call a hemorrhoid.


* Apple Catchers [ appol katcherz ]
(noun)
1. big granny pants you can catch apples with.
2. roomy for large pads- for when Aunt Flo comes to visit.

 

Royals have gingersnaps, Commoners have skid marks....Urrghhh.....You get worse :-)

 

Dayum! I was off the chair at Gingersnaps.

ROTFLMAO!!

 

People may think of bassoon players differently, from now on.

I admit though, I just threw ass cabbage in there. I'm really not sure what it is.... but I've seen allot of Shints.