Another stange Spiral like the one in the Norway sky appears over the Upper Peninsula.
UFO sightings are on the rise thoughout 2010. What this means is still under investagation by the NSA.
One Escanaba resident said he saw one; "I come outta da Bar, aboot to git in my truck 'n go home eh.
It was bigger den a Shopko and fast too doncha know, eh!"


(replacement for Janet Napolitano)
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Adam Baum



"there are no UFO's in the Upper Peninsula."

 

The Real Reason You Can Die For Free in 2010

The government drops inheritance tax for 2010 and plans to cut a half trillion dollars off medicare.
The administration was caught buying 100,000 people sized rotisserie rods.
Old people are duly alarmed, yet are slow game in running away in those medicare funded power chairs.
Recession weakened Food Banks are mysteriously stocked with an abundance of meatpies and chili.

 

I hear they taste just like chicken...

 

Rev comes back and says something interesting

 

Kevin makes a post and nobody gives him any grief over it

 

Fredog - you're WAY off on both of those predictions.

 

Department of Defense uses Global Warming Data to develope new Weapon of Mass Destruction. (SFRG) Sharp Freezing Ray Gun

 

I predict that they will introduce a new Hybrid. A car that runs on water..

 

In an overpopulated futuristic Earth, a New York police detective finds himself marked for murder by government agents when he gets too close to a bizarre state secret involving the origins of a revolutionary and needed new foodstuff.
"Soylent Green is people! We've got to stop them somehow!"

 

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