[Windwalker]

Hobo... You're really going to have to work on that "axiom" of yours... You know the one... "NEVER SAY SOMETHING IN 50 WORDS OR LESS IF YOU CAN STRETCH IT OUT TO MORE THAN 10,000". I got half way through your book and fell asleep.:zzz::zzz::smokin:

[golfhobo]

Hobo you are by far the best......

No, sadly.... I am not. That was sent to me by a dear friend. I didn't even take time to read it all! The first few paragraphs told me that it was a direct nullification of what catfish and Scoe were claiming.

So, I felt I must post it to show these Obama-haters that the problems in this world didn't START the day Obama was elected!

But, they will never admit it.... so, it is like pizzing in the wind.

[golfhobo]

Okay.... here's the real SCARY brainwash from the Prez to the kids.


Media Resources Prepared School Remarks


Don't worry, Windy.... Obama isn't as longwinded as Bush I was!

[VitoCorleone99]

55 references to himself and 4 to the country. Go get 'em, champ.

[Rev.Vassago]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Don't worry, Windy.... Obama isn't as longwinded as Bush I was!

So many jokes are coming to mind right now.....which to pick......

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago

So many jokes are coming to mind right now.....which to pick......

You DO know that was Bush ONE, right? I have no idea what you think is so funny.... but, fire away! I could use a laugh. And I don't have any problem laughing at myself if it's a good one.

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by VitoCorleone99

55 references to himself and 4 to the country. Go get 'em, champ.

You STILL don't get it, do you! He is there to RELATE himSELF to the kids, and to make them think about THEIRselves, which is an individual thing.... NOT the whole country. That pretty much REQUIRES references to one's self! :hellno:

BTW..... since you love counting references. Read it again and tell me how many references there were to the KIDS themselves. You know.... to the audience. How many times did he make a remark that might hit home to the KIDS because he referenced THEM instead of the country?

[Rev.Vassago]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Don't worry, Windy.... Obama isn't as longwinded as Bush I was!

In an effort to cut down on our dependence on foreign oil, they are shutting Obama's teleprompter off early, resulting in shorter speeches.

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Don't worry, Windy.... Obama isn't as longwinded as Bush I was!

Golfhobo already took out a patent on longwindedness long before Obama took office.

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Don't worry, Windy.... Obama isn't as longwinded as Bush I was!

If Obama was longwinded, he'd have to hire more speechwriters, because the ones he has now can't type it into the teleprompter fast enough.

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Don't worry, Windy.... Obama isn't as longwinded as Bush I was!

It would be better if Obama was longwinded. That way he would spend all his time reading his speeches, and get less accomplished.

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Don't worry, Windy.... Obama isn't as longwinded as I was!

You accidentally stuck the word "Bush" in there. I fixed it for you.

[GMAN]

Originally Posted by 1catfish

gman, that was the greastest entry i have ever read on this website! thats was exactly what i was thinking, i just couldn't write it the way you did it! thanks for laying out like that.:thumbsup:

You are welcome. I am glad that you liked it, 1catfish. I feel very strongly about what this administration and congress are attempting to do to our country. Unless people get involved and take action we may never recover. Those who seek this type of change always go after the youth. What we are seeing is not new. It is a repeat of history.

[TimberWolf]

Yea, the new world order....

Can't wait for all of our minds to be controlled by the machines.... It's going to happen honest it will.....
Best of all it was done by the first Black President of Amerika.....
The sky is falling, the sky is falling....
We are all doomed I tell ya DOOMED.....

To fing funny

Timberwolf