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Old 10-19-2008, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Ridge Runner
So true. It it easier to shoot one sorry woman than a different man every week.

Too bad the SOB that broke my nose 20 years ago didn't feel the same way.
there is a story in that, do tell...
 
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Old 10-19-2008, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mackman
That is true more her fault then the other guy. But i dont have to worry about that. Or at least i hope i don't have to. Cuz i would end up in jail

HHHMMM, you sound married already...just sayin'
 
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Buy her a pony
 
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Originally Posted by Mackman
That is ture more her fault then the other guy. But i dont have to worry about that. Or atleast i hope i dont have to. Cuz i would end up in jail

Why end up in jail, if a girl cheats...just get a new girlfriend ...I don't see why a guy would waste his time with faulty equipment ?
 
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Old 10-19-2008, 03:09 PM
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Just do like I do Mackman. Once a year, buy her the Teddybear and then every 4 years, buy her a new car. December of 04 she got an 05 PT Crusier, this year she got an Eddie Bauer Ford Explorer......keep her happy. My girlfriend is going to school for nursing as well and one day, YOU shall have a suger momma.
 
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Jumbo
I want you to be the other monkey in my cage.
Jumbo, I would consider it an honor! Count me in!

 
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Old 10-21-2008, 01:05 PM
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well i got her the bear. damn thing cost me $117.79 total. Thats 2 weekends at the bar. She better like it.

Will let you know what she has to say.
 
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Old 10-21-2008, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mackman
well i got her the bear
Good choice

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damn thing cost me $117.79 total.
And your point? If you love her, then the cost is irrelevant.

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Thats 2 weekends at the bar
Seek help

Originally Posted by Mackman
She better like it
It's a TEDDY BEAR. Women LOVE Teddy Bears.

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Will let you know what she has to say
Leave what you two do in the bedroom IN the bedroom
 
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Old 10-21-2008, 02:37 PM
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i think you should get her a vibrator. chicks love them. especially the tiger striped ones.
 
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Old 10-21-2008, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Syncrosonix
i think you should get her a vibrator. chicks love them. especially the tiger striped ones.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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