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Old 12-26-2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kahlana
i randomly thought we should have a thread just for oneliner insults
We had several of them..... but, then the Rev went to play Trukz! :wink:
 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by kahlana
i randomly thought we should have a thread just for oneliner insults
When you start driving, you will see those every day in the restroom stalls. :?
 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:50 PM
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I do my best Random Thought while driving.

It's not quite sane thought for the most part. I think because sanity can be awfully boring.
You are not really focused on an idea, mostly just a feeling.

Like for instance, I have a check in call with Dispatch. They want to know where I am, and what my load ETA will be.
I know this is important info, and the "babysitting" is a necessary facet of the job. But hahaha... :evil:
F%$#@ hate it anyway. The feeling sets the mood for some curious and lively Random Thought for the next hunnert miles. :roll:

I'm hauling say frozen fruit, and I'll be having an imaginary argument with someone I don't know, over core temperature.
Sometimes my arms are gesturing, and I am progressing into a "boil-in-the-bag discussion."
That is a discussion that gets hotter but nobody adds any new ingredients.
It's like waking up from a dream. It almost seems real, until you snap out of it.

I'm solo...yet I have to look around the cab to see if anyone noticed my rant. ops:
At least these days, you can have a "bluetooth" and pretend you were in a phone conversation
...if you notice anyone...just end the conversation with
...okay...FINE...Good-bye! :evil:
 
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Old 12-27-2007, 04:23 AM
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Thank you roadhog for the encouraging words. :shock: :lol: :lol:



I wonder if my ceiling fan has a grease fitting. My fan runs all the time, and I wonder if there are bearings up there.
 
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Old 12-27-2007, 06:13 AM
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You know how they say, your dreams are usually based on the things you were last
thinking about before you go to sleep. Well...it doesn't work for me. :evil:

I really wanted to have a dream about werewolves, so I planted nothing but werewolf stuff in my head, and nodded off.
All I ended up dreaming about were some stinking sheep, and something about chasing some chickens
....and I think I had licked my butt. :evil:

 
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Old 12-27-2007, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by roadhog
You know how they say, your dreams are usually based on the things you were last
thinking about before you go to sleep.
:shock:
I never thought of that. That explains it. My wife has told me several times that she heard me talking during the night, as if I was on the cb radio.
 
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Old 12-27-2007, 07:05 AM
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:? hmmmmmm...I woulda thought you'd just think about carrots.
Or humpin' somethin'. :P .....wabbit.
 
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Originally Posted by roadhog
:? hmmmmmm...I woulda thought you'd just think about carrots.

It took me a minute, but I got it. :lol: :P





Originally Posted by roadhog
That aint right. :shock: :lol: :lol:
 
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:33 PM
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If I had super powers beside's web slinging, I would use it for evil, would you?
 
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:48 PM
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Well, I've never understood why Superman's cover was a reporter for a newspaper
...when he could have been a Dentist with that x-ray vision.

If I could have super powers, I'd like to be ... "Sound Effects Man."

...and yes...I'd be evil. :evil:
I'd walk into an Italian restaurant in Chicago and make machine gun sounds and police sirens,
or go to the Oscars, and when Rosie O'Donnell walked out on stage...make fart sounds
...first starting with tiny pooters with each step...to a whopper of a Barn burner.
 
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