Sometimes when I hate my job, I have this random thought...

I would go out and have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years. :?

 

Cool beans Maynard!

Yeah, I was gonna come up with a thought for today. Only one problem, I try to think, and nothing happens.

 

its nice to know im not the only that happens to :shock: :?

 

You are so close Wabbit. :shock:
Random thought is not easily attainable today with so much going on. True random thought requires intense concentration on nothing. Soon, the lights go dim, and thats the point you reached.

Next time, lean into the fog, and allow yourself to fall right out of the family tree. Belly flop into the gene pool, and wiggle up onto the sands of pure thought...reach down and take one grain of sand...any one...randomly.

It's like if someone walks up to you, If they stand close enough, they can hear the ocean.

You are now an airhead. Only now can you fully understand why YOU...beat out the other 100,000 sperms. You won't remember any of this later. You might wonder where did all this friggin' sand come from though. :?

 

MY random thought:

What makes you think that ANY of the other 99,999 sperms, carrying the SAME DNA and chromosomes, would have produced any other living being OTHER than YOU?? Do some of them have brown hair? Others blue eyes?

The only reason we NEED so many sperm is that one by himself would get LOST, and refuse to stop and ask directions!

 

Reading some posts gave me this random thought.

Sometimes I think being a member on CAD is like being a jackass in a hailstorm.
There's nothing to do but stand there and take it.
(paraphrasing former Pres. Lyndon Johnson)

:evil:
I want my mommy.


Big Momma CAD

I came back to edit...that is BMC ...she is Momma to all of us

 

I was going to buy a book on positive thinking, But then I thought-what the hell good would it do?

I do know that women run through my dreams. They don't dare walk..

If that is your mommy, I want her too.

I suck at this!!

:lol:

 

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Hey, you called 8)

 

Hobro...I explained how you have to achieve Nothingness to receive said knowledge, and that you would not remember pure knowledge, after your quest into random thought.
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But you gave me reason to wonder about the capacity of random thinking.
Why some can have random thoughts naturally, and others have to work at it.

There is the male brain. Simple, not cluttered, and easily focused on "one thing." Generally, one of the three basic instincts.

There is the female brain. We like to call females an air head. But (and this is a secret...so...ssshhhh) it's not like they think we mean.

Inside there head is like a tornado. Words flying around and all kinds of debre...almost like a Bee's nest...and you are a damn fool if you poke it with a stick. (asking a woman a simple question)

You can hear those Bee's buzzing when she is mad. Scares the hell out of me, even thinking about it. You know that panic you feel?
It's like when you are in a rocking chair, and you rock back too far, and have to catch yourself... THAT feeling....all the time. :shock:

Women have little chance of a good 'ol random thought. Too many words swirling around in their head.

Take a man enjoying a fart for instance.... you laugh a little. All you can think of is sniffing, and cracking off another. Then laugh some more.

What's a woman think? Too many things all at once...from "this is disgusting" to "no..no...here's how you do it.. PHooooter-sqeakkk-fitt." then..."this is wrong"...etc. and etc. They can not just enjoy the moment.... and want sex or food next, like a man.

I've forgotten what we were talking about. :? I'm hungry.