I'm a UPS package car driver and It always amazes me the dumb question people ask me.
Like:
As you hand a package to a person they ask, "What's this?" A brown box. How would I know, but I'm asked this question at least 10 times a day.
"Does your truck have air conditioning?" Sure that's why I drive around with both doors open.
In the summer: "Is it hot out?" No, I always sweat like this.
In the winter: "Is it cold out?" No, I like wearing 5 layers of clothing.
"Are you Fedex or UPS?" UPS, the yellow UPS on my shirt should give it away.
And finally, people who hand me US mail and get mad when I won't take it. "Aren't you the same thing." No I work for a living.