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Old 02-17-2007, 02:49 AM
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Fed-Ex, when it doesnt matter how many pieces its in.
Fed-Ex, we speed so you dont have to
Fed-Ex, we stop at nothing (my personal favorite)
Fed-Ex, we can scare the brown out of you

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:lol: :lol:
 
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Those a pretty good!
 
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Old 02-17-2007, 05:12 AM
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Hey that next day and 2 day freight has to get there somehow. I know UPS shutdown some of their drivers during that weather. I had a package get stopped in Philly overnight due to the weather.
 
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I like the "We scare the Brown out of you".
 
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fed-ex give us a brake, we dont have any :lol:
fed-ex move!!!! get out the way, get out the way, get out the way
fed-ex by billy ray cyrus: Dont brake so hard so darn freakin hard you just might slam into that man. oooooooo wooo
 
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Merge with UPS and call the company "FEDUP." :lol:
 
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i think i just peed myslef from laughing
 
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fed-ex by fleetwood mac: Dont stop, even for that car-o, dont stop, Ill soon hit it in the rear
 
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ok, got another one, do you remember the song its going to be a bright sunshiny day? here it goes

Fed ex: I can see clearly now my job is gone,
I had 2 obstacles in my way,
now I sure hope the judge is kind,
Theres gonna be a fight, fight, fight, fight, Im gonna pay.
 
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