new fed ex motto
 

Fed-Ex, when it doesnt matter how many pieces its in.
Fed-Ex, we speed so you dont have to
Fed-Ex, we stop at nothing (my personal favorite)
Fed-Ex, we can scare the brown out of you

Anyway that was fun
Any other ideas

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Those a pretty good!

Hey that next day and 2 day freight has to get there somehow. :D I know UPS shutdown some of their drivers during that weather. I had a package get stopped in Philly overnight due to the weather.

I like the "We scare the Brown out of you".

fed-ex give us a brake, we dont have any :lol:
fed-ex move!!!! get out the way, get out the way, get out the way
fed-ex by billy ray cyrus: Dont brake so hard so darn freakin hard you just might slam into that man. oooooooo wooo

Merge with UPS and call the company "FEDUP." :lol:

i think i just peed myslef from laughing

fed-ex by fleetwood mac: Dont stop, even for that car-o, dont stop, Ill soon hit it in the rear

ok, got another one, do you remember the song its going to be a bright sunshiny day? here it goes

Fed ex: I can see clearly now my job is gone,
I had 2 obstacles in my way,
now I sure hope the judge is kind,
Theres gonna be a fight, fight, fight, fight, Im gonna pay.