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Old 02-18-2007, 04:01 AM
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my mind is working overtime, grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Fed ex: Fed ex went driving on the highway,
through the snow and ice one winter day
now he writes an early note to santa
to bring him a new job with some pay
 
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:lol: :lol: What a goofball :lol: :lol:
 
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Old 02-18-2007, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by shyykatt
:lol: :lol: What a goofball :lol: :lol:
Seriously, get out there and deliver some freight!!! :wink:

Actually, keep'em coming, they are good.
 
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Old 02-18-2007, 07:33 AM
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lol I head out in a few hrs

heres one
Alabama, if you gonna play in texas:

Fed-ex: If your gonna drive in kentucky,
dont let fed ex drive you van
theyll make you run hot
but not when it goes slam
watch that bear grab his glove
and hell even take a glance
so if your gonna drive in kentucky
dont let fed ex drive your van
 
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limp bizkit
fed-ex: I keep rollin rollin over over
I keep rollin rollin over over
 
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fed ex: anyone want uhhh uhhh... I think its a red corvette :lol: :lol:
 
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alan jacksons "chasing that neon rainbow"

Fed-ex: chasing that running police man
living that fed ex dream
its all ive ever wanted
is to hear that policeman scream
 
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You must be drunk or something! :lol:
 
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if i was drunk I couldnt think up these lyrics lol. Im just naturally crazy lol
 
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Disney on ice brought to you by Fedex Freight.
 

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