[Useless]

Originally Posted by GoldiesPlating

and HE-HE-HE YES "SHE" is REALLY a SHE!!!

Now, GP, you're starting to care me a bit here.

HE HE HE really is a SHE :shock: :

Forget about the truck stop wedding; I'm starting to think that you should be married on The Jerry Springer Show!!

Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!


Just kidding here, GP!!! Pleasa accept my apologies to you and your lucky bride if I went over the line on that one....sometimes, I just can't help myself!! ops: ops:

[golfhobo]

Well.... I can't be as funny as Useless on this one! Still LMAO at his vows and such! But,

In case the preacher talks too long, have pee bottles next to all the chairs in the audience.

Have a large parking lot, but make sure signs are posted saying "No Parking!"

If you use a CB for the preacher.... make sure it is a BIG RADIO with "Roger beep!"

And, seriously.... have you seen those new POV trucks that look like Big Rigs?? See if you can rent a few for the "procession" That is IF you don't actually plan to use real trucks!

Make sure your "tap beer" is labeled Diesel #2.

Set up your tables by "Teams" "O/O's" "Company Drivers" "Solos" and "Newbies."

Your "Best Man" should be referred to as your "Mentor."

And whatever you do..... make sure The Wife doesn't get an Overweight ticket!! :wink: [You might want to rent a portable scales for the "platform" upon which the two of you stand for your vows.]

Best of Luck to both of ya!! Can't wait to see the video!

Hobo

[shyykatt]

:lol: :lol: Funny Hobo :lol: :lol:

Also, make sure whomever else helps you w/'planning' isn't a Swift planner, or you'll be waitin' a long time to take your vows. :wink:

[wot i life]

http://www.customshowtruck.com/ Must be something like this over there :wink:

[Useless]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Set up your tables by "Teams" "O/O's" "Company Drivers" "Solos" and "Newbies."

And, make sure that you have a table and chairs set aside to rent to the Fleece Operators, after they have paid the bargain price of just $25.00 admission to attend the wedding ceremony!!

Of course,being Fleece Operators, they will still have to pay for their mandatory trip to the buffet!!

Best of Luck to both of ya!! Can't wait to see the video!

Hobo

Same here!! 8)

[GoldiesPlating]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Well.... I can't be as funny as Useless on this one! Still LMAO at his vows and such! But,

In case the preacher talks too long, have pee bottles next to all the chairs in the audience.

Have a large parking lot, but make sure signs are posted saying "No Parking!"

If you use a CB for the preacher.... make sure it is a BIG RADIO with "Roger beep!"

And, seriously.... have you seen those new POV trucks that look like Big Rigs?? See if you can rent a few for the "procession" That is IF you don't actually plan to use real trucks!

Make sure your "tap beer" is labeled Diesel #2.

Set up your tables by "Teams" "O/O's" "Company Drivers" "Solos" and "Newbies."

Your "Best Man" should be referred to as your "Mentor."

And whatever you do..... make sure The Wife doesn't get an Overweight ticket!! :wink: [You might want to rent a portable scales for the "platform" upon which the two of you stand for your vows.]

Best of Luck to both of ya!! Can't wait to see the video!

Hobo

A BIG RADIO w/roger beep! LMAO!!!!

[yoopr]

You may place the ring on Your Old Lady's finger, or place the electro-plated gold chain around her neck

Damn-First time I read that I thought you said Electric Shock Collar around his Neck.
Same thing :P

[GoldiesPlating]

In case anyone is wondering what my lady looks like, here's a couple of pictures:

[GoldiesPlating]

Originally Posted by shyykatt

:lol: :lol: Funny Hobo :lol: :lol:

Also, make sure whomever else helps you w/'planning' isn't a Swift planner, or you'll be waitin' a long time to take your vows. :wink:

LOLOL

[GoldiesPlating]

Originally Posted by yoopr

You may place the ring on Your Old Lady's finger, or place the electro-plated gold chain around her neck

Damn-First time I read that I thought you said Electric Shock Collar around his Neck.
Same thing :P

Hehehe Hey yooper, thanks for stopping by and thanks to CAD for hosting a site where I spend MANY a sleepless hour laughing and bitchin' ALL at the same time.
Thanks to all of the posters here too for your continuing ideas. I can't WAIT to incorporate all of them into a CRAZY wedding ceremony the likes of which I believe have YET to be seen!
Keep 'em commin' !!!!