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I bought myself an ice cream and sat on the stairs watching it all....
Hurray!
My ice cream melted and slid off the cone
Awwwww
A nice man bought me another
Hurrah
He said he wanted sex with me
Awwww
But the ice cream was nice
Hurrah
Till he took it off me for not screwing him
Awwww
So I went to the zoo to cheer up
Hurrah
But a camel spat on my face
Awwww
The zoo keeper gave me free tickets to come back
Hurrah
But Mum said I couldn,t go
Awww
So i logged on here instead
Hurrah
But nobody else was online
Awwww :roll:[/quote]
:lol: ...too funny!...Wot; it's good to see you on here again,
hope things are going well for ya.
Here's one for ya....
Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas and bought a donkey
from an old farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but I have
bad news....the donkey died last night".
"Well, den" said Boudreaux, "Jus' give my money back, yeah."
"I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already."
"Ok, den. Jus' unload dat donkey."
"What are you gonna to do with him?"
"I'm gon-to raffle him off".
"You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!"
"Well, dat's were you wrong!"
"You wait an' you learn how smart we Cajuns are!"
A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked,
"What happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at 2 dollars
apiece and made $998."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Jus' dat guy who won.
So I gave him his 2 dollars back."
pronghornracer
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