Where's Wot?
#11
09-06-2006, 05:32 AM
Where's Wot?
I bought myself an ice cream and sat on the stairs watching it all....
Hurray! My ice cream melted and slid off the cone Awwwww A nice man bought me another Hurrah He said he wanted sex with me Awwww But the ice cream was nice Hurrah Till he took it off me for not screwing him Awwww So I went to the zoo to cheer up Hurrah But a camel spat on my face Awwww The zoo keeper gave me free tickets to come back Hurrah But Mum said I couldn,t go Awww So i logged on here instead Hurrah But nobody else was online Awwww :roll:[/quote] :lol: ...too funny!...Wot; it's good to see you on here again, hope things are going well for ya. Here's one for ya.... Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but I have bad news....the donkey died last night". "Well, den" said Boudreaux, "Jus' give my money back, yeah." "I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already." "Ok, den. Jus' unload dat donkey." "What are you gonna to do with him?" "I'm gon-to raffle him off". "You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!" "Well, dat's were you wrong!" "You wait an' you learn how smart we Cajuns are!" A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" "I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at 2 dollars apiece and made $998." "Didn't anyone complain?" "Jus' dat guy who won. So I gave him his 2 dollars back." pronghornracer
#12
09-09-2006, 04:07 PM
Hey WOT...
Hear about the guy taking a ride in a small plane? About 5K feet or so... Unfortunately... The plane's engine died and the plane went into a stall.... Fortunately... He had a parachute. Unfortunately... The parachute failed to open. Fortunately... There was a large haystack below. Unfortunately... There was a pitchfork sticking straight out of the haystack. Fortunately... He missed the pitchfork. Unfortunately... He missed the haystack... :sad:
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09-11-2006, 01:54 AM
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:lol: :lol: Oh happy days....
nice to know people were thinking of me :wink:
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