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That's practical, I guess. If you can't resist the temptation, at least you've got no excuses for bringing something nasty home. That's kind of a good idea, I guess. I had one instance with a gorgeous blonde who just wanted my money, but if she had really wanted in my pants, I was dropping them and going for it on the spot, like Robin Williams in The Fisher King. That was kind of scary to realize how quickly I could lose my self-control.

OTOH, I used my last condom the one and only time I ever cheated on my wife. No condoms, no cheating, so not having condoms is a good thing for me. I have a cheating heart. I never met a woman I didn't want to get nekkit with. I just haven't done it (except the one time, and that's all behind us and settled now.) Hopefully there will be a reward for that someday, instead of a big sign at the end of the line that says "You shouldda slept with Maureen and Melissa and Heather and Beth and Patsy and that hot chick in Chambersburg and that one in Harrisonburg and that one in Philadelphia, stupid."

 

It was more of a joke gift. I've historically been too shy to get laid unless the woman initiated it. My wife thinks that my problem all those years was that I didn't have the proper bait: animal crackers.

I've been tempted a few times by some of the drivers that I've met, but never the lot lizards.

 

Spatti, I hope you have been tempted by the girl drivers? You didn't specify.LOL

 

Ding ding ding ding ding. Me too. It's part of why I have such a cheating heart. I still have a bucket full of wild oats I never got to sow. Dammit. I'll have to try the animal crackers, though I heard diamonds work better.I've never met a female driver. Ever. Never been tempted by a lot lizard though. Tempted by furniture store chicks, hell yeah. Especially after that one started having a fling with an Averitt driver. I still daydream about her, but.... Oh well.

So far, so good, but if Catherine Zeta-Jones ever shows up at my place wearing only a T-Mobile phone, I'm all over it.

 

I see women driving all the time. Hell, my wife started driving before I did. I think 5 out of 13 students in my class were women. I also spent 4 weeks with a female trainer. A lot of other drivers were dumbfounded that I would "let" a woman teach me how to drive.

 

I have a big piece of notebook paper with the word NO in red letters. I put it in the drivers window and I have never been bothered

 

Seeing and meeting aren't the same thing. I've seen them. I've heard and talked to them on the radio. I've never met one in the flesh.

It's kind of weird.

 

I don't know which was more disgusting at the TA in Ontario, the trucker she climbed in with, the sight of her adjusting her crotch when she came out, or the sight of standing in line at the Taco Hell inside the TA watching the slob fix tacos with bare hands.

Either way, I wasn't buyin.

 

I am a female driver. I've been behind the wheel for 13 years. I find it hard to believe the guys who say they have never encountered a 'Lot Lizzard'. They must be really into what they are doing instead of watching the 'Truck stop show". I have seen these hookers crawling everywhere. Spooky. We women truck drivers find them in restrooms 'cleaning up' YUCK!!! You aren't missing anything.

When I stop I close my curtains around my windshield the very first thing when I get parked. I do not leave the truck except for an EXTREME emergency during the night. If I am bothered by a knock once, I usually get up and pour some apple juice and water in a ziplock baggie and seal it well, roll down my window, hang it out the window and roll it back up. I never have gotten a second knock.

I started doing this after one of these women said 'I do women too'. I told her to take her diseased body and burn it so the the poison in and on her body wouldn't infect anyone else.

 

i've seen them but not that often. in the almost 2 years i've driven i've seen them mabe 5 or 6 times and heard them on some johns cb mabe 3 times.