[Jackrabbit379]

Originally Posted by Windwalker

Now, that's not right at all. I know there are a lot of guys out there that go for that, but it does not make it even close to right.

I shouldn't have said it....
I knew that it was wrong, not long after I wrote it. :lol:

[Roadhog]

Originally Posted by Jackrabbit379

I shouldn't have said it....
I knew that it was wrong, not long after I wrote it. :lol:

I guess I missed it, and skipped over some of your post twice.

What I do know is wrong, is how I keep meeting wimmin by accident, and it always catches me off guard,
and I say all the wrong things, and end up slapped by every female within a city block.
Some never hear what I said, but they saw me being slapped, and figure I have it coming.

Any way, if any of you guys have some "foreign" hotties you can spare...
who don't understand any English... please FedEx them to me. :thumbsup:


.......... just sayin'

[Roadhog]

I over heard at a feminist meeting once... (I was there for the slapping demonstration)

"Sisters, as long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."

lol.... lol.... LOL


...... just sayin'

[Sharlie]

Originally Posted by Windwalker

From what I've read, both get a great deal of benefit. Him from the excersize,

HIM from the exercise??? Pardon me, What did you say? Them is fighting words. Last time I checked this was 2010 and laying stationary on your back is no longer typical.

k. That's #1

her from the trace hormones and enzymes she gets from him

#2 I think that the act itself causes the female to produce her own hormones, and serotin which is a neurotransmitter, its calming. The exercise she gets, the boost to hormone and nt levels and the fact that is a proven stress reducer is the benefit to women (not your protein deposit).
Women are predominately higher strung/extra sensitive, apply whatever adjective you'd like. Read a few studies myself and married women are more heavily burden and stressed out that the same survey married men. You may be the exception, but studies are meant to generalize risks factors, trends and behaviors. They do not predict. Today the number 1 killer amoung women is heart attack and that is combining every other cause.

Kind of sad that NOW, I find out what I should have been doing for the last 40 years, and what kind of woman I should have been looking for.

#3 Living in the past instead of in the present, will only rob you. Learn from the past, grow and move on. It isn't over yet. Or not.

[Windwalker]

Originally Posted by Sharlie

HIM from the exercise??? Pardon me, What did you say? Them is fighting words. Last time I checked this was 2010 and laying stationary on your back is no longer typical.

k. That's #1

But, I like it that way. On my back, I don't have to do much of anything except heavy breathing. She does all the work...:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Sharlie

#2 I think that the act itself causes the female to produce her own hormones, and serotin which is a neurotransmitter, its calming. The exercise she gets, the boost to hormone and nt levels and the fact that is a proven stress reducer is the benefit to women (not your protein deposit).
Women are predominately higher strung/extra sensitive, apply whatever adjective you'd like. Read a few studies myself and married women are more heavily burden and stressed out that the same survey married men. You may be the exception, but studies are meant to generalize risks factors, trends and behaviors. They do not predict. Today the number 1 killer amoung women is heart attack and that is combining every other cause.

And, all the more reason I should be able to just lay on my back and enjoy. After all, get a look at an attractive woman (naked) and my heart starts racing right there... She's the one that NEEDS the excersize.

Seriously, I did read a report that said women do absorb traces of hormones and enzymes that are beneficial to their... Ummm.... "systems".
One of the enzymes ( even looking at the name, I could not pronounce it, much less spell it without copying it) helps the cells absorb oxygen from the bloodstream. And, as a woman gets older, that oxygen becomes more important in that area.
No, I'm not joking. My daughter informed me what her mother (my ex) went through to have gangrene removed from there, and what the surgeon told her.
So, it seems that some women need all the help they can get... In that area.

Originally Posted by Sharlie

#3 Living in the past instead of in the present, will only rob you. Learn from the past, grow and move on. It isn't over yet. Or not.

Ahhhh.... My dear... You'll find that as you get older, you begin to look more fondly at the past, knowing full well, that you will never make the same mistakes again... Too old for that anymore.:cry:

[Roadhog]

........... just sayin'

[AsphaltVoyager]

Originally Posted by Roadhog

Give a wimmin your penis, and she'll die laughing :lol:
... but give it to her sister, and all of a sudden it's a big deal now.


........ just sayin'

:rofl: THIS is definitely one o them "hide yer nuts" situations.

[AsphaltVoyager]

Originally Posted by Roadhog

I guess I missed it, and skipped over some of your post twice.

What I do know is wrong, is how I keep meeting wimmin by accident, and it always catches me off guard,
and I say all the wrong things, and end up slapped by every female within a city block.
Some never hear what I said, but they saw me being slapped, and figure I have it coming.

Any way, if any of you guys have some "foreign" hotties you can spare...
who don't understand any English... please FedEx them to me. :thumbsup:


.......... just sayin'

I can point ya in the right direction, but the S&H charges gotta be on you. However... you'll have to teach her some English sooner or later... OR get a replacement package. Myself, I'd prefer them to be able to speak English already. Lets them understand just how incredibly sexy I really am (on the inside, at least. :lol

[AsphaltVoyager]

Originally Posted by Windwalker

But, I like it that way. On my back, I don't have to do much of anything except heavy breathing. She does all the work...:thumbsup:

The REALLY good part of that is that when she doesn't um.... finish climbing the hill..... then she can only blame herself.

[syl77dar]

Are you the Rebel person who used to work for Covenant?