Just Sayin'
#11
05-22-2010, 02:04 PM
 Whoooo! Funny, but kinda on the wrong side. :hellno:  You give a woman a seed, and she can make it grow! Wham bam, thank ya ma'am! 
#12
05-22-2010, 05:01 PM
Now, that's not right at all. I know there are a lot of guys out there that go for that, but it does not make it even close to right.
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#15
05-23-2010, 01:04 PM
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Ya know that goes both ways right?
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#16
05-23-2010, 02:08 PM
Lots of screams of terror fill the N. Michigan air, especially at night.
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#17
05-23-2010, 10:14 PM
OK... If we're going to get into the "Battle of the Sexes"...
How many times have you been at a funeral, and the weeping widow keeps saying: "He was so YOUNG, it was a heart attack." Yet, women have to take a bit more responsibility for their husband's lifespan. In most households, women still do the grocery shopping, and the cooking. Those "NICE" cuts of meat with all the marbling... FAT. Poly-unsaturated fats??? Sort of like buying a pizza with all the extras, then getting a diet soda to wash it down. Give a man a good heavy meal, then send him off to bed to sleep. "Good night, my Love." Yet, studies are showing that a man that has a healthy round of sex twice a week reduces his risk of heart attack by 50%. But, GOD FORBID she should give him that, after all, he might enjoy it. "Oh no... IT'S MY BODY." But, the same studies are showing that women have a longer lifespan, and enjoy a better quality of life as well. So, there sits my ex-wife, that felt marriage should be celibate after the last child was born... Sitting, confined in a wheel chair, in a nursing home for the rest of her life, at 62 years of age. Yet, after the "vaginal gangrene" was removed, the surgeon, when checking how she was healing, made a comment that if she had been far more sexually active over the years, she might still be able to go out dancing. A man gets the benefit of the excersize, but along with that, the woman also absorbs beneficial hormones and enzymes through the walls of the vagina. So, in a sense, by insisting that it's "her body", she's cutting her own throat as well. Our daughter was present in the room when that comment was made, and she was STUNNED. So, it certainly does go both ways... Including shortening a man's lifespan and quality of life. Just sayin'....
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#18
05-23-2010, 11:23 PM
Windy, I'm confused.
Does the daily protein shot help her or him? I always thought the man died first because he WANTS to.  All I know is a lot of wimmin call me a male chauvinistic pig. But those are the wimmin that just don't do what their told.  ...... just sayin'  heh heh heh.... oink grunt RUT
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#19
05-24-2010, 01:17 AM
Windy, I'm confused.
Does the daily protein shot help her or him? I always thought the man died first because he WANTS to. All I know is a lot of wimmin call me a male chauvinistic pig. But those are the wimmin that just don't do what their told. ...... just sayin' heh heh heh.... oink grunt RUT Kind of sad that NOW, I find out what I should have been doing for the last 40 years, and what kind of woman I should have been looking for.
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#20
05-24-2010, 02:15 AM
Windy,
I have one I'd like to trade, I met her by accident. (that's how I meet wimmin) She's some uber-hottie I found at the beach on vacation from Greece. (she'd be perfect for you) She has an annoying habit of pulling your zipper down with her teeth, but she is a real stressbuster for sure. Best part, is you don't have to have a real conversation with her. (unless you speak Greek)  I gotta get rid of her, before the INS come snooping around. I have a thick N. Mitchigun accent plus I look Canadian, and they might racially profile me, and deport me to Canadia...eh. Oh ya, sure...yew betchcha...by golly-geeez doncha know...eh? Meanwhile, I'm trying to come up with a medicine that would have Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz beating my door down in the middle of the night, to wisk me off to Hawaii for a meat sandwich hott tub party. So far the drug side effects have made me imagine all the wimmin on this message board naked. I'm sure that will get me banned.  Whats worse is banning me wouldn't stop that kind of suffering. ... 'n yew tink yew got problems...eh?  ...... just sayin'
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