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Originally Posted by mommee
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Originally Posted by golfhobo
I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :lol: :wink:
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We MARRIED ladies here don't flirt :wink: (at least not on purpose).
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WHO said you DID?? :shock: I said that "I" was doing the "flirting!"
PLEASE don't take away my only FUN!! Did I say that I was getting a complex "because the married women here just won't quit FLIRTING with me?" I don't THINK so! :lol:
FIRST.... because I would NEVER complain about THAT!
SECOND.... because I only feel SAFE flirting with married women! :shock:
THIRD.... Um.... er.... I forgot.... see "First."
Last time I flirted with a SINGLE woman, she got me pregnant, took my child away, and left me with a complex!! :lol:
Flirting with SINGLE women is dangerous! First thing you know,
they want to have "relations." :wink: THEN, of course.... they want to CRITIQUE them! :shock: :lol:
And, if one is not REAL careful..... one night, when you're sound asleep, the angels come down and give you CHILDREN! :twisted:
THEN, you end up MARRYING them.... and the next thing you know..... you're FLIRTING with them again! :shock: WTF??? :lol: MEN don't understand this! It's kinda like the DEFENSE scoring a touchdown! 8)
I like it best MY way! "I" get to flirt without getting married or pregnant. "They" get the attention they need and reflect it. NO ONE gets hurt or pregnant! :lol:
Flirting with single women is a crap shoot, because
THEY get to "choose." Flirting with Married women is easy, because
THEY have already MADE their choice! No harm, no foul.... we ALL know the "score."
Like someone once said.... "Why buy the COW when you can get a married woman to MILK it?" :lol: :lol:
Okay.... THAT just wasn't RIGHT! :wink:
Alright.... let me be clear here..... I like flirting with married women because they have
replaced ISSUES with TISSUES!!
And I defy
ANY married woman here to rebut me! Getting married, sooner or later, leads to GROWING UP! Those who don't....FAIL! THose who don't FAIL....
KNOW I'm right! :wink:
Hey, Hoggie! You got a shovel with a longer handle?? This hole is getting a bit DEEP!! :lol: :lol: