Yeah, from me too!!! Happy Birthday!!!

 

GPS.....pffft.

All of you know it all super trucker tanker yankers suffer from a sever case of inferiority complex. Just look at how you all worship your trailor, the ultimate phalic symbol. Skywalker's avatar only proves this, it is obvious that the lead is gone from the pencil.

You brag about being a GPS. I have been to the desert, I have crossed the ocean, and I have climbed the mountain. I have found the true NIRVANA of slackerdom.

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

$62k in 7 days including winning a qualifying seat to the WSOP Main Event.

My new motto:

DESTINATION PERMANENT VACATION

 

Buzzdog wrote:
You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a handy-dandy, cool nickname...yet! We'll think up one for you :twisted:

Once again you're jealous since we get it more than you do...we're always getting sucked, blown, or pumped off! Much better than being strapped or chained and wrapped in your tarp :lol:

I keep telling Grandpa he needs some new, special blue batteries for that thing!!!

I most certainly do not :P

The beach at MCRD San Diego, CA doesn't count, or the pit...

The pool at Lackland AFB hardly qualifies... nasty Wog!

Mount Fothermucker at Camp Pendleton, CA is really just a big hill. Now had you done Mount Fuji in Japan as I have... Then again, I'm sure your butt climbed many mountains out in the pit :roll:

Monopoly money doesn't count, and you're going directly to jail for knocking off that bank!

Hey did you realize something Buzz? When you won those tourneys I was taking my son to the movies both times. Hmmm, maybe I need to ensure that I'm doing that again to keep your good fortune rolling! (Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for Buzzdog's final results if I am unable to take my son to the movies during the WSOP.)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good luck buddy, I know you'll do great there ...

 

Quick update...

Week 42-20
-Jacksonville, FL (hook clean tank), then to Savannah, GA
-Savannah, GA (live load), then to Greenfield, IA (customer unload)
-Greenfield, IA to Chicago, IL (drop dirty tank, hook clean tank)
-----Chicago, IL to Kankakee, IL (drop clean tank, hook preloaded tank)
-----Kankakee, IL to Carrollton, GA (customer unload. This is the run where Skywalker was unloading at the same facility as I on the other side of the building but was avoiding me :roll: :lol:)
-----Carrollton, GA to Morrow, GA (drop dirty tank, hook clean tank)
-Morrow, GA to Riceboro, GA (drop clean tank)
-Riceboro, GA to Garden City, GA (hook preloaded tank)
-Garden City, GA to Jacksonville, FL (day off enroute to customer)
Gross: $1,331.06
Miles: 2,968
Avg.: .448/mile

Superior Carriers, 2007 Totals:
Gross: $20,152.19 (.546/mile)
Miles: 36,930
Hours: 375.00 (All hourly pay)
Hazmat Loads: 8
Days Working: 105
Days Off: 35
*Totals calculated up to May 20, 2007*

Superior Carriers Totals, from July 31, 2006 (Figures including $616.46 training pay, and $400.00 orientation pay)
Gross: $41,886.89. (.538/mile)
Miles: 77,791
Hours: 773.50 (All hourly pay. Training contributed 47.75 hours)
Hazmat Loads: 16
Days Working: 222
Days Off: 72
*Totals calculated up to May 20, 2007*

Y'all be safe :wink:

 

Hey, hey, hey....Jealousy will never get you anywhere. The leads not gone from the pencil...its just been "overworked"....Har-har!! You know, I never really looked at the tank as being phallic....maybe thats why all the girls smile and wave when they go by.... :lol: :P

I too have stumbled around the desert, sailed the North Sea in the winter (uggghhh)and flown them both more times than I can count, tripped over stuff in the jungle, and fallen down mountains...uhhh, its not good to drink Jaegermeister before going skiing :shock: and no-one, well except maybe the "young son" known as GPS is a bigger Slacker than I!!

You got me there.... I can't gamble worth spit! Blasted one armed bandits rip me off, and forget cards.....not in my fortune. Congrats on your winnings!! If you need any help spending it....I can be reached easily 8)

 

hey fellas hows it been? just got word that the transfer to savannah will not be approved due to livin too far(orlando) and they are tryin to cut back on deadhead miles. now it looks like i might be able to transfer to lakelands carry transit terminal as a system driver, which would work out even better for me if that deal goes through. i really hope that goes through because i love it here and dont want to go anywhere else. take care.

 

Hello again to all!

I hope this finds everyone doing great as always. I'm enjoying the last little bit of a paid, "unscheduled" day off here in Clinton, CT. Arrived here last night and immediately started the clock for layover, and will be on it until about 10 a.m. . The way things are looking this week that is about to finish in a few minutes is going to be around 2,700 miles with appx. 20 hours plus a few other items to add in for, with a day off (two full days off, if we count today). Did I ever mention that I love this job?! :roll: Anyway...

I still have yet to get my actual miles and hours for last week's pay, so I must wait until later to update everything. Nonetheless, it was still a very good week considering the lack of work I did and the time off I took. 8)

 

I can only add that my pay is within $500.00 of Cyanide's, and I have possibly taken a few more days off than he has.... :shock: :? He is a "slacker"....but being older than him, I guess I have to lead by example, eh? 8)

Did I mention I love this job too? Yes I do!!

Been a busy man since last week..... 8)

 

Hello to all yet again!

Figured I'd jump online for a few since I'm killing time in NC before heading out in the morning towards IL. Hope this finds everyone well, not to mention happy . I'm really starting to think that Grandpa (Skywalker) is doing everything in his power to avoid me, as he unloaded at the same customer several hours earlier and "supposedly" had to go load almost immediately after dropping his dirty tank instead of hanging around to go get lunch with me! Must be my avatar :roll: :lol:...

Skywalker, still wondering where I'm finding all this time to run these big miles, get all these paid hours, and get my workouts in :P :lol: :P :lol: 8). Remember Grandpa, I am the one and only Grand Poobah Slacker :wink:.

Week 43-21
-Jacksonville, FL to Zellwood, FL (driver unload with truck air)
-Zellwood, FL to Garden City, GA (drop dirty tank, wash fittings, hook preloaded tank)
-----Garden City, GA to Green Cove Springs, FL (driver unload with truck air)
-----G.C.S., FL to Jacksonville, FL (drop dirty tank, wash fittings, hook clean tank)
-Jax, FL to Riceboro, GA (drop clean tank)
-----Riceboro, GA to Garden City, GA (hook clean tank)
-----Garden City, GA to Savannah, GA (live load)
-----Savannah, GA to Kingsport, TN (driver unload with customer air, drop dirty tank, hook preloaded tank)
-Kinsport, TN to Elgin, SC (Customer unload)
-Elgin, SC to Garden City, GA (drop dirty tank, time off)
Gross: $897.04
Miles: 1,674
Avg.: .536/mile

Week 44-22
-Garden City, GA (hook clean tank), then to Savannah, GA (live load)
-Savannah, GA to Greenfield, IA (customer unload)
-Greenfield, IA to Chicago, IL (drop dirty tank)
-----Chicago, IL to Markham, IL (hook clean tank)
-----Markham, IL to Sturtevant, WI (live load)
-----Sturtevant, WI to Clinton, CT (layover)
Gross: $1,413.73
Miles: 2,721
Avg.: .519/mile

Superior Carriers, 2007 Totals:
Gross: $22,462.96 (.544/mile)
Miles: 41,325
Hours: 418.25 (All hourly pay)
Hazmat Loads: 11
Days Working: 115
Days Off: 39
*Totals calculated up to June 03, 2007*

Superior Carriers Totals, from July 31, 2006 (Figures including $616.46 training pay, and $400.00 orientation pay)
Gross: $44,197.66 (.538/mile)
Miles: 82,186
Hours: 816.75 (All hourly pay. Training contributed 47.75 hours)
Hazmat Loads: 19
Days Working: 232
Days Off: 76
*Totals calculated up to June 03, 2007*

Y'all be safe :wink:

 

Skywalker and I do not rate the title.........."SLACKER"!

Not after Baby Bullseye just knocked down a $951 gross off of a whopping 1,103 miles last week :shock: :shock: :shock:. Holy slack-azz Batman :lol:. I think those three local loads she ran helped out just a little bit :roll:... She did want me to pass along a warm greeting to everyone, and promises to catch up on here (hopefully) soon. Between work at home and on the road she's quite the busy young lady.

I'm waiting to load in the morning near Cincinnati going back by Chicago, and then probably something short since I'll be taking a couple days off at the end of the week. Still keeping busy with work, and trying to regain my rightful G.P.S. title back. Going to be hard, but I can do it! I still can't complain though lol. Last week was a doozy...y'all will see :wink:.

Be safe out there!