One persons request to lock Steve Booth up
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Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago
Originally Posted by Phil McCracken
As long as I've lurked on this board never read 1 post on his mammoth threads. Anyone care to give me the "abridged version"? :lol:
Originally Posted by From Desk to own authority part 3
Hi. My name is Steve Booth and I have driven for about a year now. I am a seasoned veteran, so don't bother offering suggestions or insight, as I know everything already. I'm now averaging 5.3 mpg with the shiny new APU I put on, and everything I haul is $1.70 per mile. I yell at my shippers and brokers and how it's gonna be, and they thank me for it.
Bitterness is not sexy. jonboy
#12
Originally Posted by jonboy
Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago
Originally Posted by Phil McCracken
As long as I've lurked on this board never read 1 post on his mammoth threads. Anyone care to give me the "abridged version"? :lol:
Originally Posted by From Desk to own authority part 3
Hi. My name is Steve Booth and I have driven for about a year now. I am a seasoned veteran, so don't bother offering suggestions or insight, as I know everything already. I'm now averaging 5.3 mpg with the shiny new APU I put on, and everything I haul is $1.70 per mile. I yell at my shippers and brokers and how it's gonna be, and they thank me for it.
Bitterness is not sexy. jonboy (so the newcomers know the truth)
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psst
Reba lighten up its a joke let me explain since some one wanted to unlock his thread I cleverly used the word "locked" and switched it around and put it in an original and unexpected way like lock him up in a cell instead of lock his thread see lock is used in 2 ways you can try this at home
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PM wrote:
"As long as I've lurked on this board never read 1 post on his mammoth threads. Anyone care to give me the "abridged version"? " I,ll take a shot at this. SB, Today I bought some toilet paper! REV, What do you know about toilet paper? SB , I know it cost more at the truckstop than at Walmart! REV, What do you know about truckstops :roll: SB, I got a call from a shipper offering 10..00 per mile to haul some waste from a reactor . I said ok, off to three mile Island. REV ,Yeah , take those cheap loads you know nothing about trucking or toilet paper for that matter! SB,Got the load secured , on my way! REV , You dont know your way , admit it! SB, Just saw Paris standing by the Walmart hitchhicking, but couldn't stop , traffic too heavy :sad: REV, what do you know about heavy? I bet you can't even figure your empty weight! SB, getting bored sitting at I see REV! 8) SB, Got the load delivered, got a call for a load going to Disneyworld, some sorta ride parts , 1.75 a mile. REV, yeah serves you right with your little Mickeymouse operation! SB, got to Disneyworld, unloaded, will take in the attractions for a few days! REV, DANG HOBBY TRUCKER!
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Originally Posted by Darin Younce
PM wrote:
"As long as I've lurked on this board never read 1 post on his mammoth threads. Anyone care to give me the "abridged version"? " I,ll take a shot at this. SB, Today I bought some toilet paper! REV, What do you know about toilet paper? SB , I know it cost more at the truckstop than at Walmart! REV, What do you know about truckstops :roll: SB, I got a call from a shipper offering 10..00 per mile to haul some waste from a reactor . I said ok, off to three mile Island. REV ,Yeah , take those cheap loads you know nothing about trucking or toilet paper for that matter! SB,Got the load secured , on my way! REV , You dont know your way , admit it! SB, Just saw Paris standing by the Walmart hitchhicking, but couldn't stop , traffic too heavy :sad: REV, what do you know about heavy? I bet you can't even figure your empty weight! SB, getting bored sitting at I see REV! 8) SB, Got the load delivered, got a call for a load going to Disneyworld, some sorta ride parts , 1.75 a mile. REV, yeah serves you right with your little Mickeymouse operation! SB, got to Disneyworld, unloaded, will take in the attractions for a few days! REV, DANG HOBBY TRUCKER!
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Originally Posted by DaveP
That's the point...it's NOT a quote from Steve, and by golly I am going to protect him from those mean, mean profitable O/O's !!! (so the newcomers know the truth)
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Originally Posted by DaveP
That's the point...it's NOT a quote from Steve, and by golly I am going to protect him from the BigDiesel and Rev Ventriloquist Show...just as soon as I figure out which one is the dummy and which one does the talking with his fist up the dummies arse!!! (so the newcomers know the truth)
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Originally Posted by DaveP
Originally Posted by DaveP
That's the point...it's NOT a quote from Steve, and by golly I am going to protect him from the BigDiesel and Rev Ventriloquist Show...just as soon as I figure out which one is the dummy and which one does the talking with his fist up the dummies arse!!! (so the newcomers know the truth) Since you and Stevie are so chummy now, it must be a blessing for you two that New Hampshire now has a Domestic Partner law.... |

