[color=#FF0000ost_uid0]come on you drivers get to voting[/colorost_uid0]



Edited By cchuck0987 on 1055533643

 

[color=#8D38C9ost_uid0]<span style='font-size:9pt;line-height:100%'>AWWWW, but I want to reply. what good is a survey if there isn't a reply??? It's just not ethical!!!! And then some!</span>[/colorost_uid0]

 

[color=#000080ost_uid0]Sure, why not. It's not like this topic hasn't already been discussed 14 trillion times in the past 2 weeks, and that it sounds like a broken record, and that as a dead horse, it's been scattered all over the freakin' highway. And it's CERTAINLY not like anyone even CARES about this topic anymore. But, I digress...

I LOVE my miles! I drive the whole two miles back and forth to work every day. Couldn't be happier. Don't want any extra miles and I won't even whine and cry about the pay! As a matter of fact, let me vote because we know the error percentage on these polls can't be any more than Plus or Minus 98.6%.



Oh look! 33% of all drivers are COMPLETELY satisfied with their miles.[/colorost_uid0]

 

[color=#8D38C9ost_uid0]<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>[bost_uid0]MILES and MILES and MILES[/bost_uid0]</span>


[color=blueost_uid0]<span style='font-size:9pt;line-height:100%'>A great Who song!!</span>[/colorost_uid0]

<span style='font-size:9pt;line-height:100%'>I'll change the lyrics slightly.....

I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise.
I'm moving on to a place that looks better in my eyes.....
Now I can, Drive for Miles and Miles and Miles.... Oh yeah!!
Chorus: I can drive for Miles and Miles
I can drive for Miles and Miles..... [iost_uid0]Ad Nauseum[/iost_uid0]
</span>[/colorost_uid0]



Edited By Doctor Who on 1055266192

 

[color=#0000FFost_uid0]two miles, no wonder you have 7 kids twilight. you been going home for that special home cooking! way to go buddy!

I myself have to drive up to 17 miles to get home so I enjoy a nice prepared lunch that I make myself.[/colorost_uid0]

 

[color=#000080ost_uid0]2 miles is pushing it, too, and I get to go home for lunch.

Oh, look! 50% of the drivers in America are very satisfied with their miles. See how quickly the industry has improved? Just since we started talking about it, even! Man, are we good or what?[/colorost_uid0]

 

[color=#0000FFost_uid0]Gee, I want to become a truck driver if everybody is satisfied with their miles![/colorost_uid0]

 

[color=#000080ost_uid0]I think we can close this poll...the issue has been settled. 50% of all drivers are happy with their miles and every companies retention rate has now dropped to a 50% flat rate. Next![/colorost_uid0]

 

[color=#0000FFost_uid0]NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE!

You might think that "dropping to 50% turnover" is a good thing! But I lose my job if our turnover rate goes over 40% for the year! Ouch! on the 50% turnover. Closest I have ever seen over here is 44% for a month!

Actual figures: QTD - 35.48% YTD - 31.68%

DANG!!![/colorost_uid0]



Edited By bluebeetle on 1055277314

 

[color=#000080ost_uid0]Actually, that was all-encompassing and it fit with the 50% number. Don't get your bloomers in a bundle.
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