I think im a BBR now
#21
06-16-2008, 03:26 PM
Re: I think im a BBR now
Originally Posted by Mackman
With everyones trucks being turn down. My bulldog still runs 74mph So if your in eastern PA and see a rock bucket blow your doors off that will be me trying to be a BBR. Wait a min. I cant be a BBR in a stright truck can i ??? WTF
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#22
06-16-2008, 03:42 PM
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Speedway Indiana
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BBR would always have the "mobile feed," auto-rotate satellite dish 'bubble' mounted above the cab. How is BBR to survive without it?
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#23
06-16-2008, 08:21 PM
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Speedway Indiana
Posts: 1,751
Re: I think im a BBR now
Originally Posted by Jumbo
I think I saw you today. You had on skin tight black pants, cowboy boots that went up to your knees with pant legs tucked inside, the name "BIG DICK" on the back of your belt, black cowboy shirt two sizes too small, a 25 gallon hat two sizes too big, terquoise bolo tie and a belt buckle the size of a hubcap off a 73 Caddy. That had to be you BBR.
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#24
06-17-2008, 12:05 PM
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Concordville PA
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Re: I think im a BBR now
Originally Posted by Jumbo
I think I saw you today. You had on skin tight black pants, cowboy boots that went up to your knees with pant legs tucked inside, the name "BIG DICK" on the back of your belt, black cowboy shirt two sizes too small, a 25 gallon hat two sizes too big, terquoise bolo tie and a belt buckle the size of a hubcap off a 73 Caddy. That had to be you BBR.
Thats was me. Was i looking good like a bbr should??? :lol: Did you see my finger less gloves i hand on.
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#25
06-17-2008, 01:47 PM
Re: I think im a BBR now
Originally Posted by Mackman
Originally Posted by Jumbo
I think I saw you today. You had on skin tight black pants, cowboy boots that went up to your knees with pant legs tucked inside, the name "BIG DICK" on the back of your belt, black cowboy shirt two sizes too small, a 25 gallon hat two sizes too big, terquoise bolo tie and a belt buckle the size of a hubcap off a 73 Caddy. That had to be you BBR.
Thats was me. Was i looking good like a bbr should??? :lol: Did you see my finger less gloves i hand on.
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#26
06-17-2008, 02:01 PM
Re: I think im a BBR now
Originally Posted by Chasing Daylight
Originally Posted by Mackman
Originally Posted by Jumbo
I think I saw you today. You had on skin tight black pants, cowboy boots that went up to your knees with pant legs tucked inside, the name "BIG DICK" on the back of your belt, black cowboy shirt two sizes too small, a 25 gallon hat two sizes too big, terquoise bolo tie and a belt buckle the size of a hubcap off a 73 Caddy. That had to be you BBR.
Thats was me. Was i looking good like a bbr should??? :lol: Did you see my finger less gloves i hand on.
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#27
06-17-2008, 07:52 PM
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Speedway Indiana
Posts: 1,751
I can't believe that we've gotten this far without...........the wallet on a chain!!!
If there is one thing that BBR knows how to do well, it is accessorize. The ole wallet on a chain is required BBR apparel.
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#28
06-18-2008, 03:17 AM
What about the little flower through the button hole of the vest? I thought that was another one of the requirements?
#29
06-18-2008, 04:20 PM
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Speedway Indiana
Posts: 1,751
Originally Posted by JeffTheTerrible
What about the little flower through the button hole of the vest? I thought that was another one of the requirements?
Be particularly leery of this BBR. This is the all too common "war hero" BBR. Politely get away from this BBR as quickly as you can before you are forced to endure more BS than anybody should in a lifetime. (Actually, this is probably sound advice for dealing with any BBR.)
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#30
06-19-2008, 11:51 AM
Originally Posted by belpre122
I can't believe that we've gotten this far without...........the wallet on a chain!!!
If there is one thing that BBR knows how to do well, it is accessorize. The ole wallet on a chain is required BBR apparel.
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