[Jumbo]

Originally Posted by Mackman

With everyones trucks being turn down. My bulldog still runs 74mph So if your in eastern PA and see a rock bucket blow your doors off that will be me trying to be a BBR. Wait a min. I cant be a BBR in a stright truck can i ??? WTF

I think I saw you today. You had on skin tight black pants, cowboy boots that went up to your knees with pant legs tucked inside, the name "BIG DICK" on the back of your belt, black cowboy shirt two sizes too small, a 25 gallon hat two sizes too big, terquoise bolo tie and a belt buckle the size of a hubcap off a 73 Caddy. That had to be you BBR.

[belpre122]

BBR would always have the "mobile feed," auto-rotate satellite dish 'bubble' mounted above the cab. How is BBR to survive without it?

[belpre122]

Originally Posted by Jumbo

I think I saw you today. You had on skin tight black pants, cowboy boots that went up to your knees with pant legs tucked inside, the name "BIG DICK" on the back of your belt, black cowboy shirt two sizes too small, a 25 gallon hat two sizes too big, terquoise bolo tie and a belt buckle the size of a hubcap off a 73 Caddy. That had to be you BBR.

Seriously LMAO Jumbo. :lol: Doesn't get any better than that description! :P :P :P

[Mackman]

Originally Posted by Jumbo

I think I saw you today. You had on skin tight black pants, cowboy boots that went up to your knees with pant legs tucked inside, the name "BIG DICK" on the back of your belt, black cowboy shirt two sizes too small, a 25 gallon hat two sizes too big, terquoise bolo tie and a belt buckle the size of a hubcap off a 73 Caddy. That had to be you BBR.

Thats was me. Was i looking good like a bbr should??? :lol: Did you see my finger less gloves i hand on.

[Chasing Daylight]

Originally Posted by Mackman

Thats was me. Was i looking good like a bbr should??? :lol: Did you see my finger less gloves i hand on.

You are almost a BBR. Now all you have to do is get a tattoo on your bicep. Something like a long nosed Pete driving through a wall of flames, with a banner below it that says "outlaw"

[BigWheels]

Originally Posted by Chasing Daylight

You are almost a BBR. Now all you have to do is get a tattoo on your bicep. Something like a long nosed Pete driving through a wall of flames, with a banner below it that says "outlaw"

On your left bicep. That way DOT can see it clearly when they jump up on the running board and ask for your logbook. :lol:

[belpre122]

I can't believe that we've gotten this far without...........the wallet on a chain!!!

If there is one thing that BBR knows how to do well, it is accessorize. The ole wallet on a chain is required BBR apparel.

[JeffTheTerrible]

What about the little flower through the button hole of the vest? I thought that was another one of the requirements?

[belpre122]

Originally Posted by JeffTheTerrible

What about the little flower through the button hole of the vest? I thought that was another one of the requirements?

Absolutely is Jeff. I think that the flower is a "poppy." I can't remember specifically, but the flower is supposed to signify POWs or something like that.

Be particularly leery of this BBR. This is the all too common "war hero" BBR. Politely get away from this BBR as quickly as you can before you are forced to endure more BS than anybody should in a lifetime. (Actually, this is probably sound advice for dealing with any BBR.)

[Chasing Daylight]

Originally Posted by belpre122

I can't believe that we've gotten this far without...........the wallet on a chain!!!

If there is one thing that BBR knows how to do well, it is accessorize. The ole wallet on a chain is required BBR apparel.

Ah yes, the ever important accesories. Of course the wallet chain, and the previously mentioned bolo tie. But there are other necessary accessories: turquise rings, rattlesnake hat bands, sterling silver bracelet, 2" wide black leather watch band. And if BBR is really doing it up right, for a night on the town or something, then he needs a set of spurs on those rattlesnake boots.