Making a Resume

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Old 07-04-2007, 07:44 AM
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go to your look employment agency and ask them for some tips...


THEY WILL HELP YOU BUILD A RESUME!!!!! they are the experts(hopefully) and can tell you what you should and should not do!!!

my office is extremely helpful and got great info!!
 
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Useless
You don't need a special program to write a Driver's Resume; the conventional resume programs will do you no good.

Information for Driver's Resume:


Make sure you include your name, your handle, and the address of the prison or jail where you were last incarcerated.

List all dates of incarceration, including dates of parole revocation.

List all offenses for which you were convicted, including probation and parole violations.

List the names of your probation officers and/ or parole officers.

List the names of the judge that sentenced you.

List all excuses.....errr... make that reasons as to why you were wrongfully convicted.

List all machines that you can operate safely: forklift, pallet jack, pinball, video, etc.

List your last job, and the reason that a$$h*le boss fired you.

Follow-up Phone Call with Recruiter:

When speaking to a recruiter, make sure you ask the right questions:

"You guys don't check DAC Reports, do you"??

"I won't have to take a drug test, will I"??

"I was so drunk when I got married that I don't remember my last wife's name. I remember the other six ex-wives, but I think I'm supposed to be sending child support somewhere, but I can't remember where I'm supposed to send it; Could you guys help me with this"??

"Do you reimburse your drivers for the cost of lot lizzards"??

"You guys will give me a few days fair warning before I have to take a drug test, won't you"??

Best of luck to you!!
Way too funny Useless......my wife does mine for me if/when I need.....garsh its gud to have a wife with a kolage edukashun :wink:
 
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