Truck Driving Jobs

golfhobo · #21 04-22-2007, 03:58 AM

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Everyone needs a hobby, I personally resent go-cart tracks, and mini-golf.

Sounds like you have a sensitivity to SIZE!! :lol:

But, Hey.... at least you're not GAY!! :shock: :lol: :lol:

Sounds like someone is sensitive about golf! :lol: :lol:

Who, ME??? Naw.... I hate mini golf and backyard racin' myself!! :lol:

I just don't like being singled out when I'm parked at the all night, XXX rated, Topless dancin' video store Truck Stop!! Which I plan to do this Sunday night!! OOps!!

"REALLY occifer! I thought it said "Free Sparking!" and my battery was LOW!" :shock: :roll: :lol:

Roadhog · #22 04-22-2007, 04:08 AM

golfhobo · #23 04-22-2007, 04:17 AM

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Hog: You just ain't RIGHT!! Okay... maybe you're RIGHT.... but I'm pretty dang sure you ain't LEGAL!! :shock: :lol:

choperbob · #24 04-22-2007, 04:27 AM

ops: :roll: dang some folks gettin pretty heavy handed about porn

jan likes it when i visit porn stops. cheaper than lot lizards, lol, safer, satisfaction gaurnteed?? only virus is computer virus. :lol:

flood · #25 04-22-2007, 04:42 AM

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porn is the reason we have VHS and not BATAMAX btw batamax had better picture and sound quality than vhs but porn went VHS
and porn will decide if we have HD-DVD or BLUERAY

OMG Old School Betamax vs. VHS debate? I thought I was old. Porn is just here to stay cuz we all like it; but it's a lot like beer in that too much can lead to problems. Let's all be careful out there.

you want to go old school...? how about the 12" laserdisk...? from the 80's most people think DVD's are new but thay have been around for over 25 years

#26 04-22-2007, 06:34 AM

This thread reminds me of a joke.

Q: What's a truck driver say after having sex?
A: "Good job, hand!"

I was just chillin' in Orangeburg, SC on a 10hr break and was really bored and I hear this female get on the CB and advertise a porn store 3/4 a mile north of the Love's. So I go in there and they have an average assortment of DVDs but also had private lingerie "modeling"

better not say much more, my wife wouldn't be happy knowing that some of her bonus got "dropped" there :lol:

Shawnee · #27 04-22-2007, 12:36 PM

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It seems to be a big thing in the US, we don't really have those here in Canada, when I first started running in the US I was surprised how many porn shops there were down there

I see you've never been to Vancouver.... :lol: :lol:
BC that is

Been to Vancouver many times, I know they have them in all the cities, but I mean we don't have the big ones by the side of the highway like down in the states.

Malaki86 · #28 04-22-2007, 12:45 PM

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It seems to be a big thing in the US, we don't really have those here in Canada, when I first started running in the US I was surprised how many porn shops there were down there

I see you've never been to Vancouver.... :lol: :lol:
BC that is

Been to Vancouver many times, I know they have them in all the cities, but I mean we don't have the big ones by the side of the highway like down in the states.

Isn't the US wonderful? :wink:

Doghouse · #29 04-22-2007, 03:33 PM

:lol: ,...actually Golf, I do have a size issue:
My d#%k hits the steering wheel in those mini cars, and any form of golf has always been a problem,....seems eveytime I swing the club,...I hit it, or the "object in motion stays in motion" theory sends me spinning like a top!! :lol:

But you would be right,....I'm not gay,...not that there's anything wrong with being gay if you happen to be gay, it falls into my "everyone needs a hobby " catagory. :wink:

BanditsCousin · #30 04-22-2007, 07:53 PM

I've yet to see a "porn truckstop".

Bandit will give $100 CASH to anyone here that can prove me wrong!!

Now, porn stores, w/ truck parking are everwhere. I'd rather watch porn than go golfing, and I'm sure a lot of you here would feel the opposite! :lol:

If you don't have 2 hands on the steering wheel, PUT the nudy-mag down!! 8) :lol: