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04-12-2007, 08:51 AM

millersod215

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Super Trucker

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

04-12-2007, 10:07 AM

shaken_spider

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Congrats on your 200th milestone!

I have a ways to go just to catch up to you!!

04-12-2007, 11:23 AM

uglymutt

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see you will need to sit at the computer 24/7 for the next 5 years to catch up to yoopr, I think he has the most posts on here...

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04-12-2007, 11:24 AM

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Congrats on the mile stone!
Did ya git a bonus?? :lol:

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04-12-2007, 12:13 PM

silvan

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Re: Super Trucker

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Originally Posted by millersod215

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

You ain't a real supertrucker unless:

you have a 50 gallon hat
you have a BIG belt buckle (minimum 40 pounds)
you have snake skin or eel skin cowboy boots
you only date lot lizards who weigh in excess of 400 pounds
you never drive less than 6,000 miles a week solo
you never run less than four logbooks
you have a two-stick transmission
you change gears in reverse six times backing up to a dock
you tailgate fourwheelers while going 120 mph in the granny lane
you preface everything you say on the radio with "whoop whoop."
you have a radio that can reach Jupiter
your 375.6 mph truck will pass everything but a truckstop

04-12-2007, 12:28 PM

Rev.Vassago

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Re: Super Trucker

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Originally Posted by millersod215

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

Rookie. :P

04-12-2007, 12:43 PM

Jumbo

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Re: Super Trucker

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Originally Posted by silvan

Quote:

Originally Posted by millersod215

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

You ain't a real supertrucker unless:

you have a 50 gallon hat
you have a BIG belt buckle (minimum 40 pounds)
you have snake skin or eel skin cowboy boots
you only date lot lizards who weigh in excess of 400 pounds
you never drive less than 6,000 miles a week solo
you never run less than four logbooks
you have a two-stick transmission
you change gears in reverse six times backing up to a dock
you tailgate fourwheelers while going 120 mph in the granny lane
you preface everything you say on the radio with "whoop whoop."
you have a radio that can reach Jupiter
your 375.6 mph truck will pass everything but a truckstop

And there isn't a damn thing that you haven't hauled or anyplace you haven't been.

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04-12-2007, 12:44 PM

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Re: Super Trucker

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you have a radio that can reach Jupiter

I love my big radio

I'm the guy who lets off those nasty belches to annoy/disgust you :lol:

04-12-2007, 12:56 PM

silvan

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Re: Super Trucker

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And there isn't a damn thing that you haven't hauled or anyplace you haven't been.

Yeah, like hauling 55,000 pounds of swinging beef to Hawaii in an old Mack with a shiny 290.

I joke about this stuff, but my prototypical supertrucker is actually the guy who trained me 40,000 years ago. We're still good friends. I'm not his kind of trucker, and he's not mine, but we get along. At least his b*llsh*t is endlessly amusing.

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04-12-2007, 01:54 PM

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Your nckname will now be 'Sod' and your dues will be expected paid by the 12th of every month. As a "Super Trucker"...you will recieve a 15% discount off posting violation fines.

A new FBI profile is being conducted, and a TSA background check is updated. You should recieve your CAD badge in 4-6 weeks.
Congratulations, and say no to "Lurking."

regards...Hog