Super Trucker
 

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

Congrats on your 200th milestone! :D

I have a ways to go just to catch up to you!!

see you will need to sit at the computer 24/7 for the next 5 years to catch up to yoopr, I think he has the most posts on here...

Congrats on the mile stone!
Did ya git a bonus?? :lol:

Re: Super Trucker
 

You ain't a real supertrucker unless:

• you have a 50 gallon hat
• you have a BIG belt buckle (minimum 40 pounds)
• you have snake skin or eel skin cowboy boots
• you only date lot lizards who weigh in excess of 400 pounds
• you never drive less than 6,000 miles a week solo
• you never run less than four logbooks
• you have a two-stick transmission
• you change gears in reverse six times backing up to a dock
• you tailgate fourwheelers while going 120 mph in the granny lane
• you preface everything you say on the radio with "whoop whoop."
• you have a radio that can reach Jupiter
• your 375.6 mph truck will pass everything but a truckstop

Re: Super Trucker
 

Rookie. :P

Re: Super Trucker
 

And there isn't a damn thing that you haven't hauled or anyplace you haven't been.

Re: Super Trucker
 

I love my big radio :D I'm the guy who lets off those nasty belches to annoy/disgust you :lol:

Re: Super Trucker
 

Yeah, like hauling 55,000 pounds of swinging beef to Hawaii in an old Mack with a shiny 290. :D

I joke about this stuff, but my prototypical supertrucker is actually the guy who trained me 40,000 years ago. We're still good friends. I'm not his kind of trucker, and he's not mine, but we get along. At least his b*llsh*t is endlessly amusing. :)

Your nckname will now be 'Sod' and your dues will be expected paid by the 12th of every month. As a "Super Trucker"...you will recieve a 15% discount off posting violation fines.

A new FBI profile is being conducted, and a TSA background check is updated. You should recieve your CAD badge in 4-6 weeks.
Congratulations, and say no to "Lurking." :)
regards...Hog