[Useless]

Originally Posted by repete

Crossdocking is NOT for amateurs! And it takes a lot of dedication and stamina to keep it up!

No kidding!! It's hell on the calf muscles!! Walking down the sidewalk isn't so bad, but stepping off the curb and crossing the streets of downtown and beating the traffic lights in heels is a real bitch!!

And panty hose in the middle of June?? Girlfriend, don't get me started!! :micro:

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Roadhog

… it's not normal docking, and there is no threat of detention…. not that there's anything wrong with that….

Detention?? Are we speaking of the fuzzy handcuffs??

[repete]

Originally Posted by Useless

Detention?? Are we speaking of the fuzzy handcuffs??

OK I'm outa here!

[Roadhog]

Originally Posted by repete

OK I'm outa here!

(Repete leaves is a big hurry from the crossdock)
Chock block wedged between his doulie,...>>> Flap-Flap-Flap-Flap-Flap-Flap-Flap

[Roadhog]

… a few miles up, Repete see's Hog walking along side the road, and stops to pick him up.

Flap-Flap-..Flap….Flap….Flup….Flup….Flup…..Flip..Flip-Flip


"what are you doing walking?" ask Repete as Hog jumps into the passenger seat.
"awah… I dropped my keys back there at the crossdock, and I​ wasn't gonna pick them up."


"by the way, you know your back doors are still open?"

[Roadhog]

…. a little later, as Repete and Hog are coming into town, slowing down for the intersection, they see someone walking along the road with their back turned to traffic, and this wouldn't seem out of the ordinary, except for the size of this figure and the exaggerated hip movements and awkward stumbling, like they never walked in high heels before…. and the big red hair wig.

As you get closer, you see the hose stockings are crushing heavy leg hair, giving a fishnet like look, and you notice the man hands… Repete thinking it's Useless, but we just left him back at the crossdock… Hog yells out the window,,, Timberwolf, that you?


You guy's will never guess who it was.

[freebirdrfd]

Originally Posted by Roadhog

…. a little later, as Repete and Hog are coming into town, slowing down for the intersection, they see someone walking along the road with their back turned to traffic, and this wouldn't seem out of the ordinary, except for the size of this figure and the exaggerated hip movements and awkward stumbling, like they never walked in high heels before…. and the big red hair wig
As you get closer, you see the hose stockings are crushing heavy leg hair, giving a fishnet like look, and you notice the man hands… Repete thinking it's Useless, but we just left him back at the crossdock… Hog yells out the window,,, Timberwolf, that you?


You guy's will never guess who it was.

It sounds like Hobo

[Roadhog]

I tell you what… I am only comfortable with normal shipping and receiving between two consenting partners.

What they like to do at those cross docks, …. well I think that's mostly receiving…. swapping loads and who knows what going on.

Most of those crossdocks are open air.
Geeez, that disgusts me. Why can't they swap their loads behind doors, like everyone else?

[repete]

GREAT STORY!

Originally Posted by Roadhog

"by the way, you know your back doors are still open?"

Do you have any idea how many times I worry about that? I don't lock or seal the doors and just about every night the thought jumps in my head. "Did you close the doors??" Then I look again in the mirrors. You'd think I'd learn by now.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by repete

GREAT STORY!



Do you have any idea how many times I worry about that? I don't lock or seal the doors and just about every night the thought jumps in my head. "Did you close the doors??" Then I look again in the mirrors. You'd think I'd learn by now.

Not to worry, Repete..... I've "got your back"!!