A Topic About Nothing
11-11-2021, 11:22 AM
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I'm beginning to see nothing, will help me reach 10,000 posts on this site.
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11-12-2021, 02:21 AM
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I'm sure Shania is avoiding me out of love.
She knows I am mostly nothing, without her.
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11-12-2021, 05:04 AM
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Is nothing real?
Well I think, nothing is more real than nothing.
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11-12-2021, 05:05 AM
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These days, especially.... if you want peace, you must trust nothing.
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11-12-2021, 05:12 AM
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Like the Flat Earthers, there are those who are convinced, nothing or nothingness is Time.
HAH.... pfffft.... everyone knows, nothing exists beyond Time. 
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11-14-2021, 12:49 AM
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I've learned, when you hear nothing, and want to have a conversation, just use your inner voice.
If you talk out loud, people might think you are cray-cray.
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11-14-2021, 01:04 AM
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Barbarian Elder, "Conan.... is it best in life to have everything but nothing, or nothing but everything?"
Conan, "........................? I don't phokkin' know!  ...... I'LL KILL YOU..... "
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11-14-2021, 01:08 AM
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People ask me, "why do you keep making mistakes all the time?"
I tell them, "because I learn nothing, from them."
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11-14-2021, 01:30 AM
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Roadhog holds up one finger, and says to the reader, "one word."
Reader replies, "what do you mean?"
Roadhog, "you can say everything by saying, nothing."
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11-14-2021, 01:58 AM
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The best compliment I got after making love was, "I felt nothing!"
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