[Roadhog]

I'm beginning to see nothing, will help me reach 10,000 posts on this site.

[Roadhog]

I'm sure Shania is avoiding me out of love.
She knows I am mostly nothing, without her.

[Roadhog]

Is nothing real?
Well I think, nothing is more real than nothing.

[Roadhog]

These days, especially.... if you want peace, you must trust nothing.

[Roadhog]

Like the Flat Earthers, there are those who are convinced, nothing or nothingness is Time.

HAH.... pfffft.... everyone knows, nothing exists beyond Time.

[Roadhog]

I've learned, when you hear nothing, and want to have a conversation, just use your inner voice.

If you talk out loud, people might think you are cray-cray.

[Roadhog]

Barbarian Elder, "Conan.... is it best in life to have everything but nothing, or nothing but everything?"

Conan, "........................? I don't phokkin' know! ...... I'LL KILL YOU..... "

[Roadhog]

People ask me, "why do you keep making mistakes all the time?"

I tell them, "because I learn nothing, from them."

[Roadhog]

Roadhog holds up one finger, and says to the reader, "one word."

Reader replies, "what do you mean?"

Roadhog, "you can say everything by saying, nothing."

[Roadhog]

The best compliment I got after making love was, "I felt nothing!"