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(swagger-swagger…double step- hip thrust-hip thrust- spin-- ball and chain, high scissor kick razzle dazzle…arms spread...TAH DAH)
Yar, aye was thinking, me thinks, "well, aye always make smart comments and joke around, maybe aye should be serious for once."
So aye sez, sez aye, …you know what a sailor could do, in a tight situation like this...
down off the gulf coast, there are plenty of old rich wimmin, who have out lived several husbands, you know the type, big blonde wig, spandex used in ways that hurt your eyes, a big bag with a little mutt that has a "kill me" look, and she has that obnoxious NJ accent…. but she has her own dock… and would think a 75' sailboat would be so romantic. Once you get your boat and gear, point it for open water, and send her a Husband #4 lost a sea, message.
Don't use your real name cdreid… or carlos danger…
…don't try Hog either… aye've already been lost at sea.