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Originally Posted by Roadhog
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Just posting this as a reminder to Hoggie about that LAST "story" of his! LOL!
But, I tell ya what, "mr. WINNING"... you get yourself fit 'nuff to launch that "deathtrap" next winter... and I'll take my vacation to come up there and FREEZE to death just to give you a laugh! [um...er... IF I was invited.]
[Plus, I got my eye on that "hoggie-hater" you've been after all your life!]
Sorry about Pluto. I felt the same way about Philos (chocolate lab.) But, we didn't have as much fun as you guys did.
Glad you're feeling better. Do you have a dog now? If not.... GET one!
There's a "stray" in the local pound right NOW that would love to share your "freedom."
You could be "good" for each other. You could even name him "Hobo."
Just think how much fun it would be to yell... RUN, Hobo! Fetch, Hobo! Heel, Kneel, Sit Hobo!
Oh never mind... You could NEVER say, "Good Boyyyy... Hobo!"
Better name him "Butch" or.... "robertt" or something conservative like that. [Oh, wait... Boehner! (I'll leave the pronunciation up to you.)]
That would avoid having to praise him for anything, anyway.
Of course... you might adopt a female retriever [AKA: "golddigging Beyotch"] and name her
"TlTS."
"Go get 'er, Tits!" .... "Sick her, Tits!" ... "Good Girl, Tits!"
"Yeah... That's my little Tits. I wuv you, Tits. ... Tits, get OFF me! Tits... sit down! Down! Roll over! Stand UP... TITS!" Good Tits."
And, THEN... You'll post a picture of Tits, so we can ALL enjoy! [and fawn over them, and envy you.]
Oh wait! That's what you DO already!
My mistake. [sorry] I haven't paid enough attention to your pictures of Tits lately! [It must have been the short hair.]