Both teams make it to their first drop in backwater Quebec, with their loads of cabbage, to Prique Bros. Distributeurs
We let Windy and Wot go first, since they are both "Spesscial Forces"
Within minutes, you can see Wot (still has magic marker mustache) smoothing it over with the ladies in the receiving office,
(however the only french canadian he knows is- mercy- and ooOoo lala)
Windy's all tied up with his paperwork, with the lumper boss.
Time for Mitch and Hog to go into action, and get a door.
Mitch starts slapping both sides of Hogs face as hard as he can, yelling "NO PAIN...NO PAIN"
"Yer a human TANK and yer gonna go right through them like crap through a goose!"
"NOW GET IN THERE!"
Hog grabs the BOL and marches up to the ugliest group of lumpers just out of prison...
most of the way there Hog stops.. spreads his feet wide and does a magnificent display of rib breaking jabs, "hemh hemh-hemh hhhem-hem-hem hemh-hemh"
(this makes the lumpers back up a little)
Hog cracks his neck, blows snot outta one nostril, and goes into some fast footwork, with a bob & weave, and some shuck & jive
Hog sez "oh no!... yew don't want none of
THIS" (holding out the wad of Bills)
They look over and see Mitch with his face covered in mutton grease, gnawing on a Lamb chop....
they decide we're too crazy, and they get us a door right away
Hog barks, "STAY OFF THEM WALLS, EH" (motioning with two fingers pointing from his eyes to them and back) "I'm watching yew!"
Mitch and Hog get unloaded and are heading out for their next pick, and Wot is still smoothing it with the ladies in the receiving office,
and Windy now has his shirt torn off and he's handcuffed to some bed springs with car jumper cables hooked up....and the lumper boss is torturing him
Hog trows a cabbage head at Wot and yells, "Hey James Bond..." (motions Wots attention pointing over at Windy)
"Yew better see if Windy needs some help unloading, (salute) we're outta here m8's...hahahahahahahahahahaha"